Worst Movies of all time?
 

What do you think are the worst movies all time?

Please no arguing about why you think a movie is good that
someone else thinks is horrible...



The 3 Worst Movies Ever:

Terror Squad.... (Filmed in some town called Kokomo, Indiana)

Mars Attacks

and Moulin Rouge

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/me tars and feather DJ. Okay, so I get you're not a fan of musicals. That's fine. It's far from the worst movie of all time.

My votes? Just about anything I've seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000, some movie that features terrorists, a cruise ship, and a giant octopus (Octopus!, I think, is its title), and Battlefield Earth.

There are more, I'm sure, but those stick out in my mind.

I <3 Moulin Rouge.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Return of the Killer Tomatoes
Toxic Avenger
Class of Nuke 'Em High
Death Race 2000

I really did enjoy these movies, they're so bad I couldn't do anything but like them because I have a sick fondness for really bad B movies.

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And this doesn't touch on all of the cheesy horror movies I've seen.

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You are soooo right. Greatest book of all time. Worst movie ever. It was like they didn't even read the book.

Armageddon - possibly one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made; horrible acting, completely transparent plot, and so many technical and factual errors that it was impossible to beat them into submission long enough to suspend belief and try to understand the story. They should have blown up the crew at the beginning of the mission instead of waiting until the end, and saved us all a lot of pain.

Return Of The Killer Tomatoes - the original "Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" was a classic, 100% pure, tacky schlock, but the sequel was just plain bad. The only good part was the helicopter crash - it was a real helicopter crash that happened on the set while the crew was filming, and they happened to catch it on film and found a way to write it into the script.

Plan 9 From Outer Space - I said "Armageddon" was possibly one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. "Plan 9 From Outer Space" was DEFINITELY the worst sci-fi movie ever made, and possibly the worst movie EVER. The budget was so low that the "space monster" was a guy dressed in a gorilla suit with a diving helmet on his head. Bela Lugosi was to star in it, but died just after filming started. So they hired a stand in, who held a cape across his face for the rest of the filming so you couldn't tell it wasn't Lugosi. In the space scenes, you can actually see the strings from which the flying saucers hang. Another fine contribution from Director Ed Wood.


-dave

Moulin Rouge

Blair Witch Project

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

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I never said i wasnt a fan of musicals....its just that i saw no purpose in this one... :rolleyes:

Well, fine Mr. I-work-for-NASA, ruin the magic :p

Quote:

Moulin Rouge

Gah! What's in your water?

I'm so sad.

DJ - :p

"Yoga and Kung Fu Girl"

YARG!!!!!!!!!!

"my dinner with andre"...kinda an old movie with the bald short guy from the princess bride about essentially nothing! comparable to the play "waiting for godot" but even more boring and pointless.

"gone fishin"

Can anyone saw KUNG POW?


WORST MOVIE I EVER SAW!

Reign of Fire

Sorry, sure, it was to be BK, but still, I HATE IT!

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Michael can I join you? :D

How can you not like Moulin Rouge? (DJ, you're so dead - you've never even seen the movie! :p) ;)

I hated Caddyshack. :rolleyes: I thought it was one of the most pointless movies ever - and not all that funny.

- Katie

/me also loves Moulin Rouge

Beastly Kingdomme requires that Disney spend money. Such a thing is sacrilege. I'd rather they not build an outdoor roller coaster, as such, anyway. They should stick to what they're best at.


Oh, yes, I also thought The Virgin Suicides was among the most pointless movies ever.

But E$iner would build a new park if a movie did well... As long as it keeps him in the chair for a while more...

Ishtar

Freddy got fingered

Jeepers Creepers

The Digimon Movie

The Pokemon Movie

Masters Of Disguise

Blair Witch Project 2

Joe Dirt

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

Any movie involving the Olsen twins. (shiver)

and the many that have all ready mentioned Tomaotes, Plan 9 and such

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Ok, I havent seen the whole thing, because i slept through most of the movie....

On the D.J. Scale a movie is rated on 4 levels

Level 4: Highest, i was fully attentive the whole movie

Level 3: attentive but lost me at some point

Level 2: Slowly Dozing, due to lack of interest

Level 1: falls asleep

And I was at Level 1 for most of the movie cause i lost intrest early and fell asleep numerous times :D

I did not like Moulin Rouge all that much but it was far from the worst movie ever. Some TERRIBLE movies were


1. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

2. Joe Dirt

3. George of the Jungle

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rofl dj!!!!
Though i was the only one not to really fall asleep, it molun rouge (sp) wasnt that good, but I have to admit for a "girl" movie, it wasnt that bad.

#1 movie on my list (and i knwo almost all girls will hit me for thins, but guys never watch it).... Pride and Predugice (sp again).
4 hours of 1800's english love story. Can we say boring????

Kung pow was so funny! I loved it for its dumbmess thats what makes it so great, Steve Oedekerk is the man. I think the worst movie of all time is that sidhartha movie with keanu reeves
**in dumb keanu voice** "woah im like at nirvana, that was a good band"
gosh that was bad. Killed a great book.

Waterworld, Johnny Mnemonic, The Blair Witch Project... Speed 2... umm... Forest Gump...

grease 2

back to the future 3 (loved the first 2, but the third was awful)

anything with pauly shore or adam sandler

mortal kombat

streetfighter

ninja turtles 3

batman 4

scary movie 2

wayne's world 2

the animated Lord of the Rings by Ralph Bakashi (sp)

oh, and katie... maybe you were thinking of caddyshack 2 (a movie that my friends and i maintain was never made-- people just thought they were watching a movie for 2 hours, but they really had bad gas)... caddyshack is a truely great flick. it's tough to find a girl who likes that movie. guys: if you do find one who does, marry her immediately!

George
S.P.A.M.
Team 180

Mission to mars... yeeech...

Red planet had much the same story, yet some how managed to be pretty good. Go figure...

-Andy A.

I will go with the worst movies I have seen would be the first two Austin Powers movies. I have not seen the third one yet, but I am sure I will like it as much as the first two. :)

Soooo.... that is how one gets a husband... hmmm... I must contact the Organization and make sure this gets into the next handbook...

Another bad (but enjoyable) movie: the original The Blob.

MissInformation

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Handbook? Did I say something about a handbook? You must have imagined it...

HA HA HA HA!!!! True!!! So dam predictable.

Moulin Rouge rules.

Nirvana in a musical...its great.

Bad movie: Pride and Predjudice
Worse movie: Wurthering Heights

Other bad movies:
Titanic
Star Trek: Nemesis
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
Hobgoblins
All softcore porn


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Agreed....i lost intrested and fell asleep right after that :D


Also, Titanic was an awful movie...

im surprised no one has mentioned "10 things i hate about you". i agree with all others mentioned

Umm, probably because of two things.

1. - It's Shakespeare! Thanks.

2. - It's the best 'teen-aimed' movie I've ever seen, honestly. It's that good. I've never, ever, ever heard anyone think poorly of it, and I'm really surprised. It's intelligent, funny, thoughtful, touching, and based on a timeless story.

I'm not surprised nobody's mentioned it :)

Yea, 10 things is a great movie, I'd say Moulin Rouge but I only like saw 3 minutes of it, so I'll pass judgement for now, I'm sure I'll be forced to watch it eventually :-p

As for bad movies, hmmm:

Cable Guy

and thats all I can really think of right now, this school thing takes alot out of you :D

Cats and Dogs

now that was a stupid movie.

OMD! Yes it is...
And so is Jimmy Neutron....
and Recess's School's Out


If I see any of those movies again...I'll think I scream...

Amen....

Let's not forget about the original Dune (one of my favorite books, ironically enough), Star Trek IV (The one about whales), Smoke Signals, Assassins, 2001 (another amazing book), Henry Fool, and The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (yet another great book/series).

Oh yeah, and Moulin Rouge definately is NOT one of the worst movies. It's one of my favorites.

gone fishin
clerks
austin powers 3

the original Dune and Clerks!?!?

these two have absolutely no place on this list... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest both your crotches for all eternity for even suggesting them!

George
S.P.A.M.
Team 180

Clerks owns you and your mother.


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NOOO!!

No Kevin Smith film needs to be mentioned in this thread! :D

Kevin Smith is a genius! ;) Clerks rules - but I definitely liked Dogma better! :D

- Katie

Cats and Dogs sucked ...

Howard the Duck
When George Lucas unleashed Jar Jar Binks upon the world people were wondering what was going through his mind. It was a relapse.
The only movie I ever walked out of the theater covering my face in shame so no one could say I actually paid money to see it.

Anything with Sylvester Stalone has to suck... except Tango and Cash, that movie ruled...

:D

Must resist urge to respond,
*cough* quality star trek *cough*
*cough*even numbered - good *cough*
*cough* odd numbered - sub-par *cough*
and this ones even!

WORST MOVIE Titanic


And how could you not like Austin Powers?? All three of them were hillarious(sp?). I mean Mike Myers is a comedic genius and he plays most of the characters ya gotta like an actor that can manage to do all that especially with all the comstumes and make up.

master of disquise (sp?) was FAR worse the Goldmember.

thats just my 2cents

On clerks:

Why should i watch people talk about nonsense in a convient store in black and white? I can make a better movie tha nthats in color!

On AP3:

The funniest part of the movie is austin kickin mini-me across the room and into the fridge. The rest of the movie is worthless. Everytime I see Beyonce i just mute it and watch her, because whatever she says can be put into better english by a trained monkey. I dunno if that makes sense but whatever.


i also second the 'gone fishin'

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YAY! It's killing DJ day! I've been waiting for this since..ummm...I can't remember-but it's been too long.. Can I kill him kt? can i can i? pretty please?!?!? there's no ricky here to stop me! muahahahah

/me <3's Moulin Rouge

(Stupid DJ and Ricky)>|

No, you can't.

I'm sorry, but the original Dune was one of the worst book->movie flicks I've ever seen. Trying to cram a 500+ page book into 1.5 hours just doesn't work and this movie proves it. The supposed vision sequences looked more like some kind of drug-induced high and were as equally unintelligible, not to mention the HUGE critical parts of the book it left out. The SciFi channel version was over 4 hours and still left some holes. To me, the Dune book is sacred, and the original movie defiled it.

Titanic.




What a horrible movie. Too long. Predictable ( duh ). Innacurate and over dramatic. "Kate" should have died too, would have made the movie more enjoyable.

ha ill second that!

Haha. I remember standing in line for an hour the first time I saw that.

There was this lady standing in line in front of my group of friends and I, and one of my friends said, "Yeah, I heard the part where the ship sinks is supposed to look really cool!" The lady in front of use turned around, glared at us and said, "The ship sinks? You just ruined the whole movie for me - thanks a lot!" and she left!

People these days ... :rolleyes:

- Katie

Oh, yes - I also did not care for Titanic

Yes i can.

No, you really can't.


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Yes i really can

hrmmm
 

Well I guess we can excuse DJ's ignorance, cause well... he's dj.. Moulin Rouge rocks!

What about Fight Club? That movie really sucked!

/me waits for the hail of rocks...

Not a hail of rocks, a hail of soap...

"With enough soap you can do anything"

Fight club was an amazing movie. /me throws rocks at foto. Seriously, it pointed out so many things that are wrong with society, almost like a modern day version of catcher in the rye.