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mtaman02 06-10-2002 20:47

i think thats pretty funny

FotoPlasma 07-10-2002 00:47

Quote:

Originally posted by MBiddy
Why don't vultures take suitcases on airplanes?

Because they only bring carrion!

Wouldn't it make more sense to ask, "Why do vultures never check their luggage on airplanes?"

MBiddy 07-10-2002 18:45

Does it really matter?

Amy Beth 07-10-2002 19:24

isn't there some sort of rule about posting jokes on message boards? Can we make one please?
Quick, send this petition to 20 people in your address book and have them sign it. If you do not forward this you will be struck with a rare and deadly illness. For every person you send this to, Microsoft will give you $5.

sorry.

rbayer 07-10-2002 19:38

Quote:

Originally posted by AmyBeth330
For every person you send this to, Microsoft will give you $5.

sorry.

After which you will be bound by Licensing 6.0 to upgrade your $5 dollar bill every 3 years, meaning in 3 years you will need to pay for a brand new, crisp $10 bill and $20 after that. Oh, and all bills will remain property of MS, you are only "leasing" them for a short period of time--so make sure they don't get crumpled!

FotoPlasma 07-10-2002 19:47

Quote:

Originally posted by AmyBeth330
If you do not forward this you will be struck with a rare and deadly illness.
My wishes! They've come true!

Hailfire 08-10-2002 16:05

Re: Doesnt Work
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Clark Gilbert
I had a blond read it and she didnt figure it out! :D
Now that's funny!!! :D (No offense to any others)

hixofthehood 08-10-2002 19:15

I love this joke because it made me feel stupid when I too had to read it slowly and decipher the joke. Then I finally got it. Good stuff.

Joe Matt 08-10-2002 19:56

Got these of another site:

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blond are on a bridge. Which one jumps off?
The dumb blonde because the first two don't exist.

There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head wearing Santa suits. Which one is the blonde?
The one holding an Easter basket.

How did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.

How do you know a blonde was using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Hailfire 19-10-2002 16:12

Quote:

Originally posted by JosephM
Got these of another site:

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and a dumb blond are on a bridge. Which one jumps off?
The dumb blonde because the first two don't exist.

There are a blonde, brunette, and a red head wearing Santa suits. Which one is the blonde?
The one holding an Easter basket.

How did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing.

How do you know a blonde was using a computer?
There's white out on the screen.

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Where'd you get these from? They're really good.

Katie Reynolds 19-10-2002 17:14

Quote:

Originally posted by JosephM
How do you confuse a blonde?
Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

C'mon Joe - even a dumb blonde like me can tell you that it's not that hard to alphabetize a bag of M&M's! :rolleyes:

M ... M ... M ... W ... W ... W ...

- Katie ;)

Mike Schroeder 19-10-2002 17:35

whats going on i am confused

M&M's where i want some

RBrandy 19-10-2002 18:03

A blonde get pulled over while driving and she askes the police officer why he pulled her over...

The officer replied "you were swerving all over the road"

The blonde whined "everywhere i turned there was a tree right in front of my car"

The officer looks around and sees no trees then he notices something in the car and says to the blond "ma'am there are no trees around here... the tree you're seeing is your pine tree airfreashener"

Joe Matt 19-10-2002 22:38

Quote:

Originally posted by Hailfire


Where'd you get these from? They're really good.

http://www.gamers-forums.com/vb/index.php?s=

NOTE: Not all posts on this board are believd by Chiefdelphi, Team 384, Joseph M, or anyone else.

Quote:

Originally posted by Katie Reynolds


C'mon Joe - even a dumb blonde like me can tell you that it's not that hard to alphabetize a bag of M&M's! :rolleyes:

M ... M ... M ... W ... W ... W ...

- Katie ;)

Now that's funny.... :D


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