the entrance to the Bog of Eternal Stench. It smelled so bad that...

it awoke him from this nightmare, just in time to say ...

.. Live, from New York .. its Saturday Night.......

live on top of the.....

covers hearing the

donkey eat the.....

monkey and listening to

some techno music. Later...

he realized how horrible techno music really was, and decided to turn on his all-time, favorite band - the Dixie Chicks! Just then ...

he awoke out of his stage of stupidity, smashed the cd, and put in the new audioslave cd.

He thought

he had forgotten something, so he...

stopped the cd player and ran out side to play DDR, but...

then he realized he did not have any shoes on, so he

wondered why this thread turned into an unauthorized biography, so he called his lawyer and sued people.