The lawer came in and examined the thread as evidence, but developed some form of disease while reading through the posts, because...

the post was just getting so long that....

he got carpel tunnel syndrome from clicking the mouse so much, eventually he could no longer go on, so D.J called his personal....

assistant and asked her to...

get one of those droid lawyers. But the droid...

begged Brandon (the great and powerful wizard of the website) to .....

help out but he said

``Sorry, I'm too busy making a special little "keep the honest people honest" hack for the game-threads in the Chit-Chat forum.''

So D.J. decided to take the law into his own hands and call the US Army.

The phone was busy, so...

He called the marines and got through quickly, he got in touch with an old friend, and asked if he could borrow there new high tech...

X-ray vision goggles. He needed to see through the...

the magic briefcase which contains....

the launch codes for...

a rocket made of cheese that will travel to...