the moon because everyone knows the moon is made of cheese and...

not rock, because rock is just so...

not cheese, and if its not cheese then....

it can't be the moon. DJ hoped an offer of free moon cheese would get Brandon to...

destroy the thread and remove it from the list ;)

"but the power of the thread was too strong..." and the quest to cast the thread into the fires of mount. doom II begun.

but since the power of the thread has frodo so disturbed, it started taking over his mind and turning him into gollum. But luckily, just in time......

he needed some syrup.... it was nowhere to be found, can't have pancakes without syrup .. he opened the pantry and....

A curious ring fell to the floor. He picked up up and suddenly ...

he was back where he started in this whole dilemma, only now it was a ring, not a thread. He decided to...

wait until kaman the gray came to explain what this new found ring was...

to rule them all? no, that couldn't have been right, that's been done... so he decided that instead this ring must be clipped and made into a mobius strip, which falsified every...

truth, that mankind had ever known. So then, kaman the gray said ...

you must take this ring...er...mobius strip and cast it into the stacked bins of Mt. FIRST and...

and in a giant flash of light the stack will fall because you tripped and hit it