just like the doll in "The Rock", Hussein opens his mouth and starts shooting corrosive nerve gas everywhere, so...

Bush puts on his gas-mask he had under his Jacket. Meanwhile his dog is busy...

...relieving himself in the clearly marked "Democrats Only" section of the senate, so...

the democrats took his pants and, oddly enough, wore them on their heads while he was...

dancing around the Senate floor wielding his SHU stick and a...

...n emperor's new clothes. He told all who thought he was naket that they weren't patriotic enough and should stop opposing war, but Dick Cheny got up and said...

wheres my pants? then he points to the sky and says "look at that....

huge Flying Pig" Than he decides to take off his...

...extra-strechy boxes and he procceds to point it at the pig...

.......... suddenly the pig.............

...pulls off his mask...

to reveal that he is, in fact...

He is a bored teacher,
who....

...despises calculus...

with a lifelong dream of


mining coal.