But then, he realized he had resurrected a thread from almost two months ago. He decided to continue, though, and promptly began to...

wonder where two months of his life had gone...

and slowly realized that he had been travelling through time...

...so he pulled out his hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy...

...and also notices the many hungry dinosaurs around him...

...........fortunately, they are only Barney and his friends in disguise...............

:confused:

Only then did he realize that the rumors about Barney were true.... he is actually a(n)....

Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith Show...

...the only problem was that barney's body had been taken over by...

Dean Kamen, who planned to use the corpse to build his newest invention, the...

Barn-way, an dinosaur unable to fall over, and would terrorize Tokyo, but was weak against....

Jessica...

Rabbit who could sing the dinosaur into calmness and...

then rapidly devour him, bones and all.

Which turned her into...