Chiefdelphi.com saying...

...that the world's supply of Krispy Kremes and Mountain Dew was being taken over to...

Finance a plot to take over the world by selling food and drink to tired, hungry FIRSTers...

...who couldn't afford food a Nationals because...

...they spent every last dime they had on their robots and so...

... to make money, some of them decided to sell their soul to...

(resists urge to say "...your mom." :D)

...Bill Gates, who gave them...

LOL!!!

a note for their moms that said...

please buy Windows XP....it's available at ALL software retailers...and is the greatest operating system ever and it is very user-friendly....bill gates gave the letter to the children and said....

D.J. Fluck is MY hero, but then all of a sudden...

D.J. showed up and defeated Bill Gates by crushing his head with an anvil
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*edit* As soon as I pressed "Post" I got this message: "Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close." We are sorry for the inconvenience. *edit*

I think Gates is on to me...

...and realized that when he said "beep, beep" he could...

...cause people to riot and loot in the streets of Lubbock, Texas because Lubbock is the center of...

all chaos in the universe, so long as you exclude...