...pull on his swimming trunk so he could take a quick dip in the olympic sized....

...tub of motor oil that the giant segways had made when...

they ran over an elephant-sized...

....peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which had been laid out by Dean Kamen in order to.....

...soak up all of the water from the first ever water comptition that was incidentally a fluke due to...

the fact that Dave Lavery had eaten waaaaayyyy to many Krispie Kreams (Sp?) and had to think of a game at the last moment, so he appointed...

.."Big Mike" to eat all the pb&J motor oil and....

...then shout 'PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!' so that the monkeys wouldnt...

go to California and beat up a bunch of ducks.

But that word had an effect on the ducks too. It made them...

turn purple and exclaim, "You people are a bunch of quackers!"

Which was misinterpreted as Quakers and led to the massive Quaker uprising of 2003 that was supressed by...

...sending all of the persons involved to country 01, but...

(Think country 01, think Matrix)

..only to find out the ducky had crashed the the matrix due to a faulty...

Canada FIRST circuit board which was made by....