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...n emperor's new clothes. He told all who thought he was naket that they weren't patriotic enough and should stop opposing war, but Dick Cheny got up and said...
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wheres my pants? then he points to the sky and says "look at that....
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huge Flying Pig" Than he decides to take off his...
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...extra-strechy boxes and he procceds to point it at the pig...
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.......... suddenly the pig.............
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...pulls off his mask...
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to reveal that he is, in fact...
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He is a bored teacher,
who.... |
...despises calculus...
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with a lifelong dream of
 mining coal. |
But then, he realized he had resurrected a thread from almost two months ago. He decided to continue, though, and promptly began to...
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wonder where two months of his life had gone...
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and slowly realized that he had been travelling through time...
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...so he pulled out his hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy...
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...and also notices the many hungry dinosaurs around him...
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...........fortunately, they are only Barney and his friends in disguise...............
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Only then did he realize that the rumors about Barney were true.... he is actually a(n)....
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Barney Fife from the Andy Griffith Show...
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...the only problem was that barney's body had been taken over by...
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Dean Kamen, who planned to use the corpse to build his newest invention, the...
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Barn-way, an dinosaur unable to fall over, and would terrorize Tokyo, but was weak against....
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Jessica...
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Rabbit who could sing the dinosaur into calmness and...
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then rapidly devour him, bones and all.
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Which turned her into...
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a shiny demon...that stood in the middle of the road....and she said "..............
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"Can I get you a FREE CELL PHONE?" and the passers by wondered...........
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... a scapegoat for the CIA's latest plan to...
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....put Mr. Roger's show back on air and remove Barney's, and so arranged to lure Barney into a giant Sterilite bin full of......
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...packing peanuts, which he later choked on, causing the CIA to...
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...monitor the landline and cell phone conversations of..............
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Dave Lavery, because they heard it was his idea to use all those bins for...
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concrete bin molds in order to...
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...put Al Capone on ice, since he had been mysteriously resurected by...
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... the Boston mafia, who exploited Al for...
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...a dozen Krispy Kream doughnuts and a 12 pack of Dew, both of which are coveted by...
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...Every single member involved in the FIRST Robotics Program. This was going to be a problem, so it was settled that the person who was going to get them was going to be decided by.....
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A joint committee consisting of the Krispy Kreme King and Mr. Mt. Dew, Dave Lavery and Joe Johnson, who decided...
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they shall rule the world and....
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and post a reply on...
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Chiefdelphi.com saying...
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...that the world's supply of Krispy Kremes and Mountain Dew was being taken over to...
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Finance a plot to take over the world by selling food and drink to tired, hungry FIRSTers...
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...who couldn't afford food a Nationals because...
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...they spent every last dime they had on their robots and so...
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... to make money, some of them decided to sell their soul to...
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(resists urge to say "...your mom." :D)
...Bill Gates, who gave them... |
Quote:
Quote:
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please buy Windows XP....it's available at ALL software retailers...and is the greatest operating system ever and it is very user-friendly....bill gates gave the letter to the children and said....
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D.J. Fluck is MY hero, but then all of a sudden...
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D.J. showed up and defeated Bill Gates by crushing his head with an anvil
--------------------- *edit* As soon as I pressed "Post" I got this message: "Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close." We are sorry for the inconvenience. *edit* I think Gates is on to me... |
Just like the road runner used to do to...
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...and realized that when he said "beep, beep" he could...
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...cause people to riot and loot in the streets of Lubbock, Texas because Lubbock is the center of...
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all chaos in the universe, so long as you exclude...
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...Salt Lake City with their...
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...stupid lakes with salt in them, which serves no other purpose but to...
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...be salty, therefore allowing the utahians to make...
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...unearthly amounts of salted potato chips, using potatoes from neighboring Idaho that...
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thinks that Peter Jennings is just a common tater who...
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...taught Dan Quayle how to spell 'potatoe', which we all know made him...
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an ora-tater who loved to talk about...
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...the good old times when he used to play DDR with his friends and...
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go around looking in to store windows at...
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Mall of America where he was banned from going inside the stores because...
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he mysteriously got mixed in a crowd of protestors that held signs saying "Down with the Mall of America".......
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which reminded him of the Simon and Garfunkel song "Sounds of Silence," but wait...
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Woodie poked his head around and spoke to Mall of America's security and said...
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"DUUUUUUUUUUDE....
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I've seen a better crowd at the FIRST Championships. Which prompted security to...
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...start getting in Woodie's face, so Woodie blew his special whistle and a giant group of...
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...Segways came to his rescue, but little did he know that security had...
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anticipated this move and built small ramps into the floor designed to topple the Segways, but since everyone knows...
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....when the CG goes outside the Footprint of an object, over it goes. Dean Kamen heard of what happened and thought "I can avoid this happening by......
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... going to prom with Amanda Morrison, who came to Woodie's rescue by...
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...seducing the guard away from Woodie while he...
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...ran from the cops, his arms filled with...
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silly putty and extra robot parts which he intended to use to.....
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...make a segway with a voice feature which gave 2 hour speeches so that he could...
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..put all the guards to sleep and...
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study them and make prototypes to maximize mobility and speed in robots with legs as opposed to wheels.
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but because sleeping guards has nothing to so with walking robots he had to scrap that plan to continue with his other plan which was to....
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...slime all the people who were being bad....
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and make his way to Dean's house, where he...
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...quickly set everything down to make a sandwich, because he was hungry, but then proceeded to quickly...
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...pull on his swimming trunk so he could take a quick dip in the olympic sized....
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...tub of motor oil that the giant segways had made when...
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they ran over an elephant-sized...
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....peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which had been laid out by Dean Kamen in order to.....
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...soak up all of the water from the first ever water comptition that was incidentally a fluke due to...
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the fact that Dave Lavery had eaten waaaaayyyy to many Krispie Kreams (Sp?) and had to think of a game at the last moment, so he appointed...
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.."Big Mike" to eat all the pb&J motor oil and....
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...then shout 'PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!!!' so that the monkeys wouldnt...
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go to California and beat up a bunch of ducks.
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But that word had an effect on the ducks too. It made them...
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turn purple and exclaim, "You people are a bunch of quackers!"
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Which was misinterpreted as Quakers and led to the massive Quaker uprising of 2003 that was supressed by...
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...sending all of the persons involved to country 01, but...
(Think country 01, think Matrix) |
..only to find out the ducky had crashed the the matrix due to a faulty...
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Canada FIRST circuit board which was made by....
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