Drinking mountain dew until there's no more left, which causes....

random acts of terrorizem...

by the aliens, who like to...

ride segways and chase screaming monkeys....

down the streets of Manchvegas...

where they can park their UFOs on casinos. The segways needed a re-charge, so...

..they turned on the stirling engine recharge feature...

and sat around and drank coffee while they...

listened to the sounds of iced tea being stirred because...

the lady at the table next to them was trying to find her lemon in the tea. So they decided to....

...see if their segways were finished recharging because they were so bored. But when they went to check, to their amazement...

..They saw that the segways had taken on minds of thier own and started to dance to the beat of.....

the maccarana. Which scared the aliens so much...

they ran to their space ship. They were almost gone when...

All of a sudden, they turned a corner, and they saw...