the real reason they had come to Earth which was...

a random FIRST competition which sprung up out of literally no where, complete with DJ, live action projector screen, and...

the almighty team SOCIAL. But the aliens never got the memo that the parties had been turned to socials so...

they began blasting weird alien techno from their internal speakers...

which really annoyed the "team part throwers". But they were overcome by the strange beat of the alien-techno that they decided to ...

dance the night away. Dean heard about the aliens, and decided to...

...Give the aliens a sterling engine so their race could clean their water on their planet and....

...go to Spanish 2 class.

The aliens already knew spanish so they dropped it to take...

...an extra hour of lunch, because everyone knows aliens take a long time to eat. After their fourth period, however, Dean showed up and...

...tride to sell them a Segway for $4950, but the Aliens were poor....

so they stole them and took overthrew the Segway Company...

..but the aliens then realized that an act of mutiny like that was neither gracious nor professional so they....

decided to call up Woodie and ask what would be gracious and professional. He said...

"Oh-Eh-Oh-Ah-Ah-Tin-Tan-Wala-Wala-Bing-Bang-Oh-Eh-Oh-Ah-Ah-Wala-Wala-Bing-Bang"...