they travelled to the one and only black hole. This acted as a teleporter for them in which...

to go back in time to the age of the horrible monsters, the DISCO AGE!

...but disco had actually died a long time before, so everyone was listening to house music...

...on their old phonograph, but to their surprise they were listening to...

Wayne Newton on their MP3 players, which were actually...

a revival of the MiniDisc. The aliens thought the small circular shiney objects were cool, so they...

...then reached for the... "What!" Brandon is in a sweat from waking up to his horrible dream...

Phew! What a crazy dream, Brandon thought, as his day progressed something seemed a miss, turns out it was actually...

..THE DAY OF KICKOFF!!!!.... And he totally forgot about it.... "Uh Oh", he thought,... "I better brace the servers for the heavy traffic on the site from all the FIRSTers talking about the new game which involves.......

... pancakes. lots and lots of pancakes.

Not only that, but also...

a floor of green jello....

and mokey's dancing around with titie-whities on their heads.

Brandon thought all was good as long as there were pancakes, so...

...the attack of the RABID TAUNTAUNS OF DOOM! (c) surprised him in such a way...