Finish the Sentence II
 

I told you it was coming back.... it's "Finish the sentence", part II! You know how the rules go... continue the sentence from the person in front of you, and we'll see how the story goes!

Here it comes:


Yesterday, I was in the park, and...

i thought of a new robot design when i realized.....

it is only October.

we should lock this thread and all go and get a Mac.

The End

Man, Krass, you posted right before me. Oh well.

D.J. waits for this thread to be closed, but not before he tosses a mac'n'trash off of a roof.

Meanwhile back at the electronics store....

I bought electronics.

I was there to buy...

Birds.

But not any type of BIRDs. These were the latest and greatest Big Irresistible Radar Detectors, the coolest thing on the electronics market.

You see, the reason I needed these BIRDS was because my mother asked me to ...

stop getting caught going to fast on the highways by the police. so...

I went faster than the speed of light. That way, they would still see me speeding but I would be ahead of the image of my car so they could never catch me.

and, since i was going the speed of light i didn't age, which means i could...

actually have time to test a robot in the six weeks before shipping, but...

My car broke down so I could no longer go the speed of light.

I was really bummed, so I decided to...

visit the Krispy Kreme King!

but my feet stuck to the floor, as I passed over the threshold...

So I slip out of my shoes and***

and settled down for a nap but I just couldn't fall asleep because I knew I was the only one on my team who could get us to Pheonix. This is when I suddenly realized I must take action and

buy everyone segways to ride to phoenix

On the way, i saw a sign. It said....

South of the Border 20 miles ahead. So I immediately knew I was going the wrong direction so I

Kept going. Obviously, since the world is round, eventually I would get to where I wanted to go. Almost immediately after I thought that ...

I would probably meet up with aliens along the way so i decided that I should buy some cookies to offer them when I did. I went off t ofind some cookies when...

the aliens showed up, and there I was, without my cookies. I quickly decided to...

...give them something else like...

an EDUrobotics kit! Everyone knows that, like FIRSTers, aliens love ...

Drinking mountain dew until there's no more left, which causes....

random acts of terrorizem...

by the aliens, who like to...

ride segways and chase screaming monkeys....

down the streets of Manchvegas...

where they can park their UFOs on casinos. The segways needed a re-charge, so...

..they turned on the stirling engine recharge feature...

and sat around and drank coffee while they...

listened to the sounds of iced tea being stirred because...

the lady at the table next to them was trying to find her lemon in the tea. So they decided to....

...see if their segways were finished recharging because they were so bored. But when they went to check, to their amazement...

..They saw that the segways had taken on minds of thier own and started to dance to the beat of.....

the maccarana. Which scared the aliens so much...

they ran to their space ship. They were almost gone when...

All of a sudden, they turned a corner, and they saw...

the real reason they had come to Earth which was...

a random FIRST competition which sprung up out of literally no where, complete with DJ, live action projector screen, and...

the almighty team SOCIAL. But the aliens never got the memo that the parties had been turned to socials so...

they began blasting weird alien techno from their internal speakers...

which really annoyed the "team part throwers". But they were overcome by the strange beat of the alien-techno that they decided to ...

dance the night away. Dean heard about the aliens, and decided to...

...Give the aliens a sterling engine so their race could clean their water on their planet and....

...go to Spanish 2 class.

The aliens already knew spanish so they dropped it to take...

...an extra hour of lunch, because everyone knows aliens take a long time to eat. After their fourth period, however, Dean showed up and...

...tride to sell them a Segway for $4950, but the Aliens were poor....

so they stole them and took overthrew the Segway Company...

..but the aliens then realized that an act of mutiny like that was neither gracious nor professional so they....

decided to call up Woodie and ask what would be gracious and professional. He said...

"Oh-Eh-Oh-Ah-Ah-Tin-Tan-Wala-Wala-Bing-Bang-Oh-Eh-Oh-Ah-Ah-Wala-Wala-Bing-Bang"...

..and then he shrunk our bots!! Then we tried to play the game with the mini bots, but....

the soccer balls kept smashing them so....

They switched to floppies the size of cotton balls which...

were made out of giant...

nostril hairs....

and some weird form of...

cotton. So they floppies were nice and soft but none of the robots could pick them up! So the FIRST refs decided

let the human players go out on the field during the matches! But because the playing field surface was made of water ...

the pneumatics kit was used to create a primitive diving suit with breathing aparatus. The goal of the match was changed to...

picking up fish with big nets and...

Then, all of a sudden, in his never-ending desire to further his own agenda, Jeff rescued the thread from the depths of last week's posts, and charged after the aliens with a...

Giant snowballs. This is because the aliens can't stand cold and water so....

they froze, turned into rock solid ice cubes, and...

were put on a rocket and launched to the depths of the universe.

There, they found that...

they travelled to the one and only black hole. This acted as a teleporter for them in which...

to go back in time to the age of the horrible monsters, the DISCO AGE!

...but disco had actually died a long time before, so everyone was listening to house music...

...on their old phonograph, but to their surprise they were listening to...

Wayne Newton on their MP3 players, which were actually...

a revival of the MiniDisc. The aliens thought the small circular shiney objects were cool, so they...

...then reached for the... "What!" Brandon is in a sweat from waking up to his horrible dream...

Phew! What a crazy dream, Brandon thought, as his day progressed something seemed a miss, turns out it was actually...

..THE DAY OF KICKOFF!!!!.... And he totally forgot about it.... "Uh Oh", he thought,... "I better brace the servers for the heavy traffic on the site from all the FIRSTers talking about the new game which involves.......

... pancakes. lots and lots of pancakes.

Not only that, but also...

a floor of green jello....

and mokey's dancing around with titie-whities on their heads.

Brandon thought all was good as long as there were pancakes, so...

...the attack of the RABID TAUNTAUNS OF DOOM! (c) surprised him in such a way...

that he jupmed up and started dancing to YMCA..... upside down. He became a little lightheaded so he....

sat down on his big orange couch, and grabbed a nice cold...

clear pepsi!! He started to chug away and...

(nothing will beat that!)

..realised what he was drinking, so he switched to Mt. Dew. After drinking the whole 2 liter bottle of dew, he decided to finish off his meal with......

a big, 3-gallon mug of coffee, so that...

he would wake up bright and early the next morning.... before his alarm clock, so he can

run to florida with all of the caffiene he consumed. He got up and started to head out when....

he found out that nationals were at Huston, Texas. Later...

....He watched in amusement as all the silly people started arguing about Houston as opposed to Disney and vice versa, so he......

decided to bury his head in the couch to avoid listening to them. While his head was in the couch...