CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #620
 

Work in the morning? What's that?

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/13759

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #620
 

This robot could beat any number of Stronghold robots at low goal scoring. By the time they've booted up, it's run 5 cycles at one boulder each.

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To this day he still doesn't understand why people were asking if it served fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Bottom Right Guy: *tickle tickle*

Robot: (in HAL 9000's voice) I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid that isn't funny.

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Low bar compatible?

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Does anyone happen to know where our drive wheels went? We're only as functional as half of 148's Batman and Robin from 2015.

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Psshhh, and they told us duct tape wouldn't work....

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This foam padding is divine. Feels great on the back after standing on your feet all day! People will want to get in this, what a terrific.... Is that a couch?

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Did someone order a cheesecake?

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Chainmail is always in style!

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Looks like the robot is made of the finest Swiss cheese

Spider-Man's new mobile containment system for the green goblin

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The Warbots were always thinking ahead. In 2002, though bumpers wouldn't be mandatory for several years, they debuted a self-installing red bumper bearing the team number. They debuted safety glasses in 2003.

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Oh! We thought you said cage match.

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Student on left: "Don't be afraid, this is only a drill."

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"OK, we got all that fancy lath work finished and we have a ball collector."

"How were you planning on getting the balls out?"

"Out?" (slaps forehead so hard he falls on the ground)

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Sleep-shaming usually results in sharpie writing on face. However, in FRC, the writing is usually just team numbers.

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Guys, we finished the blocker!

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That doesn't look like a robot; it looks like a jail cell on wheels tank treads.

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*voice over*I bought this antique robot for only $300 and with a little work and a lot of on camera swearing I will sell it for a $200 profit while making ten times as much money from this restoration show.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #620
 

At last!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!

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Needless to say G38 was violated after the extended container was added.