CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Time for another round!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/40851

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

So put my left foot in?


But you just said my left foot.


You're being less helpful than the October game hint last year.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Guy on the right - "wait... How does this dance go again"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Mentor Top Left: How did these kids never know how to walk before today?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

We've captured a typical Chi-squared distribution of FIRST dance enthusiasm with 3 degrees of freedom. As you can see, enthusiasm quickly peaks and then trails off down the line...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

All right, who stepped in it? Everybody check your shoes.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Based on this photograph and the knowledge of the location of the speaker, we were able to measure the speed of sound to be 83.2 ft/s +/- 71%. :p

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Being forced to dance at an event is a freshman right of passage. That and sweeping the floor all build season of course.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

This is why we learn the Cotton-Eyed Joe during build season, not at competition.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

And here we see why "telephone" doesn't work so well with dancing

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Thankfully dancing is not a required skill for volunteers.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Hey! Can you guys just step on the edge of the mat to keep it from slipping? Thanks.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

cotton eye joe, the most intense left calf workout known to mankind

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

"Cotton Eye Joe?!? I thought this was Pokemon Go?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

In a slight Australian/British accent:

"Here we see a group of robotics students in their natural habitat establishing their positions on the social ladder through frenetic dancing. Two inexperienced juveniles look on, hoping to someday replicate the actions of their elders."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you...


That's what I'm doing.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

I draw the line at competition dance breaks when the dance breaks cross the line.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

When you are forced to go up and dance during a competition and have no clue as to how to do said dance

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Dean Kamen says to put our best foot forward.
They guy on the right is still trying to decide which foot that is.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

♪ To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right ♪
♪ To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left ♪
♪ Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick ♪
♪ Now walk it by yourself, now walk... ♪

Wait. No, that's not right. (Even though it's a much better song.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

This is what happens when you do

System.out.println("Cotton Eye Joe");

Java sure is a weird thing.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630
 

Sorry for the delay, everyone. When your mom and aunt come from 600 miles away for a couple days, some things slip!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!