CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

And still on a Monday, no less!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/36270

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

"OK, so if we aim the T-shirt cannon just right, and apply just the right amount of power, we should be able to dodge it into the press box, out the window, and onto the principal, during the halftime address."

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet. We need to aim. Oh, and more power... more... more...right there!"

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet, I said! Ready, aim... FIRE! Wait, what?"

"I've been trying to tell you, we couldn't afford the T-shirts because we spent all the money on the cannon!"

I've got a drywall lift and I'm not afraid to use it...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

"Yeah, but how do we make it fit into the Transport Configuration?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

Glue Gun? Oh, we thought you said Railgun.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

Student: "You want to play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
Mentor: "Guys put the drywall lift down and get back to work."
Student: "Ok... :("
Mentor: "Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

Oh, that makes a lot more sense! I heard you were going to hang tubes with a red beam of light -- not a lightened red beam.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

The salesman wasn't sure why he told them "Have fun storming the castle!" when he sold it to them, but he was sure there was a good reason for it.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

When the other alliance does something not Graciously Professional, we bring out the big guns, literally.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

A sport for the mind. Ha.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

Your nose will be that long if you continue to claim you can perform every element of this year's game better than the rest of the world.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

Student on the left: "Do you see that fly on the wall way over there? Do you think you can hit it?
Student in the middle: "Easily. Give me full power."
Student on the right: "If I give here any more, she's going to blow."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

Yeah, I know... but do I really have to make the "pew pew" sounds too?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

1114 started the build process of Simbot SideSwipe 5 years early. Shown here is the RC holster arm.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636
 

Pew pew pew