Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #636

Aaaaaaand finally!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH

"OK, so if we aim the T-shirt cannon just right, and apply just the right amount of power, we should be able to dodge it into the press box, out the window, and onto the principal, during the halftime address."

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet. We need to aim. Oh, and more power... more... more...right there!"

"Uh, dude?"

"Quiet, I said! Ready, aim... FIRE! Wait, what?"

"I've been trying to tell you, we couldn't afford the T-shirts because we spent all the money on the cannon!"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Oh, that makes a lot more sense! I heard you were going to hang tubes with a red beam of light -- not a lightened red beam.

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by FiMFanatic

Your nose will be that long if you continue to claim you can perform every element of this year's game better than the rest of the world.

Which means the scores are:

Code:

GeeTwo        59

EricH        44

bdaroz        39

GaryVoshol        36

Wayne Doenges        33

cgmv123        33

frcguy        31

efoote868        27

dodar        24

DonRotolo        23

rsisk        18

Hitchhiker 42        16

Sperkowsky        15

Golfer4646        14

JustinCAD        13

JoshWilson        12

smitikshah        10

Bkeeneykid        10

FiMFanatic        9

Gravity        6

Karibou        6

thatprogrammer        6

EmileH        6

WinterPoet        5

Taylor        4

Dibit1010        4

ctt956        4

IndySam        2

euhlmann        2

Daniel Vijay        2

Poseidon5817        2

stannenbaum7        2

niklas674        2

edesirim        2

logank013        2

RyanN        2

Onward!