CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

Once again!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37662

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

When you're the winner at the Fishing In Rivers and STreams competition.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

Your puny fabric nets will not contain me!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

Tyler hasn't figured out how to avoid the paparazzi. He'll need a bigger net than that to contain them while he runs away.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

I told you this wouldn't stand up to our robots arm. So it's back to the drawing board. Why doesn't anyone believe me anymore?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

And when it’s done
win or lose
you always did your best
cuz inside you knew…
(that) One Shining Moment, You reached for the sky
One Shining Moment, you knew
One Shining Moment, you were willing to try
One Shining Moment....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

Can your robot dunk on Tyler?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

Is this a basketball net? What am I supposed to do with this? I'm in robotics, for cryin' out loud!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

Phew... I thought you said hair net...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

I'm Tyler, I'm the king of Rebound Rumble,
Other drivers so stunned, they just fumble.
When I get the balls, don't go to the key,
I take the shot from where ever I be.
I took a quadruple shot, balanced on the bridge yes,
Boom! swish swish swish swish! Nothin' but nets!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

*Balls keep popping out in stronghold because of chains*

Tyler: "Can we use try to use this in place of chains?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

As the crowd cheers: "Entanglement Device! Entanglement Device!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

They said 120 pounds was the maximum net weight. This one anin't nuthin' near that...

[NPOE]Ahhh... Nuthin but net.[/NPOE]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

Tyler contemplates his net worth. I would say about $5.00.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

After 15 years, Tyler celebrated his championship in the Most Worn Out Underpants Competition!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #637
 

At last! (Sorry it took so long to get this judged--I was back home in South Carolina on Monday for my mom's birthday and didn't get home until about 2:00 AM on Tuesday morning!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!