CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20567

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

You can always tell which teams are prepared to lose a member or two accidentally. They wear red shirts. And there are at least three possible ways for that to happen visible.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

For a game about Logos its a bit odd her shirt seems to contain no logos.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

"Look! I found you a date to Prom!"

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"Don't feel bad, robot. Even though everyone else is ignoring you, I still love you."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

Hmm..sounds like a bad bearing in the left front wheel.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

Shhh shhh shhh! It's OK robot, you're not overweight anymore. I promise we won't hurt you. That's right robot, it's ok. Now can I get you to find the vision tetra?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

This is my robot. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

"If you listen closely, you can hear the sobbing of the freshmen we sent looking for flux capacitors seven weeks ago. They're still looking."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

"Meet my date to prom. He's so smart that if you put your ear next to him, you can hear his gears working."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

Kristen accidentally glued her ear to the robot and she is too embarrassed to ask for help.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

With all the harassment towards girls at FRC events.... she needed a body guard :]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

"There are five teams with robots. One has omni wheels. Two have pivoting arms. One has a wheel with a flat spot on it. The battery is low in another. The cart of the last team is playing music. Another has a Spike with a blown fuse. And two are green."

"You can tell that just by listening to the robot?"

"No, they just ran over me..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

[News Anchor]: There's some news about the yet untitled teen drama about a girl and her robot, and it's causing quite a firestorm on the internet. According to Buzzfeed, Michael Bay has been tapped to direct the picture with J. J. Abrams as executive producer....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

They were going to go to an NFL game for their first date, but the robot couldn't step through the metal detector without setting it off.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

Guy behind the robot: "Are you sure the master link is still inside that tube?"
Kristen: "I think so...but be quiet and shake the robot again so I can be sure."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639
 

Sorry for the delay--SCRIW preparation is a thing!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!