Originally Posted by martin417 (Post 1614539)

You guys are way over-complicating this. Just take the limit as FIRST approaches political correctness. Here is what you get:

Every team is a world champion (by default). They each get the same trophy. Awards are given for how many nice things a team said. There is no competition, each event is just a long field delay where refs and mascots dance to YMCA and the Cha Cha Slide. Everybody congratulates everybody on what a great job they did. Anybody that says a discouraging word or offends aybody else is banned for life.

Done.

Originally Posted by Gravity (Post 1618702)

2003...

Originally Posted by Richard Wallace (Post 1614480)

1992, replayed using grits in place of the dry corn.