CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

Holy crap, we've done 650 of these?!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/43242

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. (I'll be flying back to Kokomo on Monday after a few days in South Carolina, so there may be a day's delay in judging.)

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

I'm going to rock your world with this song. Queue air shooter.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

This is my new method for cleaning the shop. It's still under development, but I would really hate to have to use the brooms again.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

Say hello to my little friend!

EDIT - Sniped by just one minute!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

Sorry Chris those pants are way to tight to be that close to a welding booth.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

And this is the battering ram we're going to use to damage the defenses and weaken the tower. (whispers from behind) What? Really? (sigh) Let me see the glossary...

Armed and dangerous

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

Prototype shooter? No, this is my pit chair. I don't know where your shooter is.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

What do you mean we have to put in on the robot? I want to just go out on the field myself!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

Oh, this? Well, the motors drew too much power, the chain was too heavy, the blades were some alleged "safety" issue, and they said I couldn't wear the old hockey mask because it obstructed my vision. So we turned it into a shooter.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

Little do we know that the robot part's name is Chris and the person Chris is just a great basketball (Stronghold?) player.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

"This isn't going to work on the robot? [pause] Do we have a way to sharpen chain?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

"I got the idea from watching everyone shovel snow. I thought it was fun the first couple of times I did it. Little did I know how much snow Ottawa County gets! That's why I'm moving back South."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

Talk softly and carry a big......whatever this is.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

"This is our 50 caliber shooting arm."
"Where's the barrel?"
"Um, over there, I think it's full of random bolts and stuff. And I think it's just a bucket. "


(Npoe)omg 650(/npoe)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

So after carefully measuring each part, I have decided that if we take this part off, and replace it with 3D printed pieces, we will finally be within the weight limit. Yes, I do know that there may be some problems with this, but does anyone else seem to have a better idea?!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650
 

Finally! (I was on the move from about 4:00 until 1:00 last evening, I definitely wasn't getting anything judged there!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!