No, but I'm a cop. :)

you can't settle for the girls that want to just ride a segway....ya gotta go for the ones who want to OWN a segway!! :) (my mommy wouldn't buy me one :( )

Heres a good one!

"Hey! I'm in the Math Club, the Science club, AND the Robot Club!"


yup . . .. . . they'll be all over you in a second! EXPECIALLY if you turn red and start sweating!

heee heeee heeeeee, go ahead, try it . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . . .

Of course, you could always use:

"Did you know that you can find an extremely close apporximation from pi by taking a regular n-gon with a really big n, like 10 to the 99th or something and then . . . . . . . . . . . . [insert thing to find a 'pi' value for any regular n gon (i know it exists, i deduced it last year)]"

yuppers, that'll get them for sure.

This is what my teacher.. dude... thingy told my team when the subject was brought up:

Party trivia aka pickup lines (he's a bio teacher):

Did you know that your body makes 2,400,000 red blood cells a second?


Now, I know I would absolutely MELT if a guy told me THAT! haha

Ok, that's why I still don't have a date. j/k

My biggest thing would be to make sure she knows your smart and stuff so it's not a big surprise when you say "Sorry, I can't, I only have 3 more days left" and she thinks your dieing.

Busy, but not too busy to be cynical, I'll always find time for that.

Dress like a slob, show up late, expect her to pay for everything, have your mom drive both of you to the movies, ask if she's really going to wear that when she's out with you, and leave her alone in front of the TV while you play computer games or read CD for an hour. I could go on, but I have to get back to work and earn my pay.

Seriously, be yourself - even if being yourself includes what I said above. There's no point in pretending to be someone else, he/she will either find out you're lying and eventually leave or you'll continue the act and be miserable. It's much more enjoyable when you can be yourself and know he/she will like you for it. And if a girl doesn't like you, don't be a psycho and call her 5 times a day or send her emails / letters saying that you two belong together and she should give you a chance. Just give up like a sane person would do.

Mike

However, if you know she does like you, but she is being stubborn, it might be good to not give up. Speaking from experience here.

guys learn from me, girls dont like when u talk about...er...yourselves...anyway, i got slapped for that, take it from me, keep ur mind clean...to a point!!!


Bad

Okay, I will have to speak from experience on that one. At homecoming this year, my date started talking like that. It was disgusting. I mean, I understand the whole hormone thing, but you guys gotta tone it down. Maybe if guys weren't so much like that they would get a date. I mean, you don't have to be appealing to yourself, but to the opposite sex, and if they think you have a gross attitude, then there's obviously something wrong there.

what if the female is the one with the dirty mind??

shhh...
we don't have dirty minds...

well we aren't as vocal about it as guys are

but if you don't like it...ask her to stop? and girls usually would

soo... u are the "amanda" who one of the kids on our team thought u were stalking, i met u in the arcade that night at nationals...anyway, you are right, but if the girls the one with the dirty mind then u are golden guys;)


bad

girls minds are cleaner than guys...we change them more often!:)