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Kit Gerhart 27-12-2002 14:02

Quote:

Originally posted by "Big Mike"
There is one way i know of that will make me shorter (i am 6'10") and that requires an axe- that would also hurt alittle
There is surgury to make tall people shorter which involves removing part of the center of the thigh and calf bones and letting them grow back together at a shorter length. I would think someone would have to be a bit deranged to have this done, but I've heard that there are a few orthopedic surgeons who specialize in these operations.

Hermione692 13-01-2003 21:24

tall vs. short
 
I'd rather be tall over short any day. I wish i was tall :)
Plus heels hurt way to much..lol
Hermione

EddieMcD 14-01-2003 19:06

Re: Short people
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Martus
Short people are not short people. That term is politicaly incorrect.

They are Vertically Challenged people.

Finally, someone who agrees with me!

Oh, and Dean already has something that makes short people taller. It's called the I-Bot. Ever notice how Dean is at least 6 feet tall sitting when he's on that?

SuperJake 15-01-2003 07:08

What is this? Short people becoming tall? Tall people becoming short!? Fat people becoming skinny? Skinny people becoming fat!? I'll tell you what it is.. it's cats and mice living together! IT'S MASS HYSTERIA!

chellyzee93 16-01-2003 18:22

It'll make me grow?!?!??! /me buys 20 segways

utishpenguin 16-01-2003 20:13

studies
 
in chinese school our class did a whoel speech on how shorter people are healthier than tall people. shorter people has less pressure on their hearts and out the bloodlfow is better.... and all the lovely stuff :D

Amber H. 17-01-2003 00:17

Re: studies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by utishpenguin
in chinese school our class did a whoel speech on how shorter people are healthier than tall people. shorter people has less pressure on their hearts and out the bloodlfow is better.... and all the lovely stuff :D
We also have fewer head injuries since we don't bump our heads on stuff as much.

utishpenguin 17-01-2003 14:06

robot note
 
on a more robotics note... short robots could move aorund REALLY fast... thats how our robot won teh speed challenge in cal games... well it was also because of our LOVeLY design besides the height :p

torn_paperdoll 17-01-2003 14:23

haha
 
So if the short people are going to be taller.. what about the taller people.... are they going to be shorter.. And while we are on the subject.. is there anything that dean can't do.. :confused:
We came..
You saw..
And now.. you fear..

Duke 13370 17-01-2003 15:17

I thought dean's new invention was the multi-prupose stirling engine -- or was that just something else he was working on.:confused:

EddieMcD 17-01-2003 15:50

Re: Re: studies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Miss Tree
We also have fewer head injuries since we don't bump our heads on stuff as much.
Yeah, and to keep this FIRST related, we can walk under certain bars such as the one from 2000 without hitting ourselves. Of course, I can't now. I've grown 4 inches since then. But it was nice not to have to duck going to the other side of the field.


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