FIRST Haikus... add your own!
 

Autonomous bots.
Bins stacked. I think, and whimper.
Yet... interesting.

At top ramp does step
Measuring one eigth of inch
give or take an eigth.

Re: FIRST Haikus... add your own!
 

Shivers down my spine -
Autonomous robots. Yikes.
What are we to do?

- Katie :)

guard the boxes now
watch opponents carefully
trying to "box out!"

(hehe...haiku and a pun, I'm a robot poet genius)

Ten human seconds
make the stacks with strategy
Quick, back on the mat

He's just too darn good
I look at Hix's haikus.
Inadequacy.

I'm so addicted to this, I promise this will be the last one tonight though.

Racing to the ramp
'bots pushing for position
crates come crashing down

Okay I lied, this is the last one.

Drivers look nervous
twenty-five intense seconds
out of their control

my turn
 

Robots flying, ha!
Look! One has a parachute
It says SPAM on it.

One More
 

Jesus sits on me
Jesus laughs at my robot
Then he pokes me hard

Gilligan that was slightly disturbing
 

The top is quick slick
But the ramp is crosséd wire
Many surfaces

I feel like I need to break out the bongos, grow a gote, and drink some expensive flavored coffee. :D

Robot On Another
Both King of the Hill
25 Points of All

Human players on field
Human players only usefull for 10 seconds
Sucks to be a human player

Students on SPAM team
On Chief Delphi much too late
Go to bed right now

Eleven thirty
I should be in bed, but no -
Must design robot.

- Katie

Isabel and Hix
Poetry is lame at best
Must be Engineers

a 15 sec haiku:

My Quest a Great Wall
With my eyes searching The Path
I seek VICTORY!

Mr Dillard On
He reads my haiku and likes
I am The Best,ya!

I miss my old team
Must make a bot to beat them
SPAM withdrawal hurts

best of luck this year, guys!!

Student now mentor
George brings team to U.C.F.
brave little toaster

Georgie has left us
gone is our main strategist
yet we shall whoop him

Haiku
 

I HAVE ARRIVED! Ok, here it goes.

Proud Member of SPAM
Joining the rest of the cult
To beat Stack Attack

I'm better at regular poetry, but oh well. This is my first time.

Mullet is very stupid
He started another thread
but this one still remains

What a great ending!


I am inspired to write another haiku.


Polyethylene
and Retro-Reflective Tape
what they think of next?

haha that was bad...here's another

outraged at DQ
realized at Dairy Queen
been with FIRST too long

(get it?)

S.P.A.M. are poetic
None can compare to our skill
Ten all S.P.A.M. save one

Would have never guessed
The quadratic equation
Was ever useful.

(j/k, all for good poetry)

I heard S.P.A.M. was cool
Izzy talked me into it.
You are the shizzle!

Woody's auto-bots
Broken! During the kickoff.
That gives me some hope.

Programmers are it
This year. Now you must bow down
To us. Grovelers.

IF autonomous
THEN programmers have control
ELSE it is your fault

Design late, many nights
Come February 18th
I again will sleep

Programmers are best
Without us you are nothing
hardware creators

Autonomous up
The walls come tumbling down
Humpty Dumpty Work

Ken Loyd
Team 64

The Pit-crews must run
Run between two stadiums
Please God help us all!

no new editor
Parallax can't deliver
Pizza Hut just did

Robot drives up ramp
whack, and boxes fall
scatter towards your side

The Delphi Forums
Must search before posting
Or mod gets angry

Non-poetic guy
Writing about robotics
Can't think of last line

New scoring is flawed.
Teams can get negative scores.
Need new rules AGAIN!

Big blue plastic bins
Placed into stacks of seven
Knocked down; what a waste!

Up the ramp we go
Boxes fall just so
Other stacks we mow

Oh, the mastery
It's a haiku, but rhymes too
wow, complexity

I cant post often
Forum has a time limit
Post these all at once

"Over bar we go
Just as a hurdler in Greece
and look at this guy:yikes: "
-Zangre (Team 180)

boop beep beep bop boop
zip bop beep clip chigga chirk
*SPAM will rule all...chirk*

Negitive scores are a coming
Scoreing equation useless now
Ineffective for a strategy George

-Josh

FIRST keeps changing rules -
How can we hope to keep up?
Headache's getting worse.

- Katie

Anyone can write
A haiku. Just stop at the
seventeenth sylla

First line must be 5
Second line has to be 7
And last must be 5

7 has two syllables, so you didn't follow your own rule.

erm oops
lol

i messed up big time
Everyone can laugh at me
I cannot count good

[woohooo 4th page]

Forgive Gilligan
He is on the right track now
four poem pages

tired at his school
*Bongo**Bongo*
Bingo the Clowno writes
*Bongo*
Lame haikus like this.

I am not a clown. I am not a musical instrument. I have no gate. But, I digress...

I am here at SPAM
Nirvana is here for me
(Don't count in 5-7-5- format, but in best Kurt Cobain voice)
You know this is right

This one will bring us to the the gold, the platinum, in fact.

Beware the cookie
Its chips will consume your soul
And your robots hide

Mullet is Phishy:
Euryhaline fish master.
Bite my lure, mofo!

This is just a genius haiku that Teresa came up with along with her faithful companions, April (thats me) and Andrea, at a meeting while abusing our camera privileges:


The Speed, Power And
Maneuverability
It's what we stand for

Mountain of boxes
Stacked twenty feet tall, watch out
soon they will all fall

NO DISASSEMBLE!
Now Number Five is ALIVE!
Be a Pepper too?