Oh the agony!
Torn between the man who so generously shared his personal gastronimical experiences with Boyle's law at no small cost to his reputation, and my fellow travel sized sister who brings me delicious laughter at his expense.
Oh the agony!

How coud you two do this to me?!

o my! I will never be able to look upon that man the same ever again!

That is great work there... what IS done in photoshop right?...right?

.... mutter mutter ..... grumble .... must stop Heidi .... shsrk! .... mumble mumble .... .... erase Photoshop .... ... mumble mumble .... grimace .... chicken skewers .... .... gwwaakkhh .... .... $#%% flame thrower!!!! .... .... grumble .... lemon curry .... .... kkaaappfffttt!! ..... 156 viewings of "Turner and Hooch" ... ... glahhhk! .... ... railroad spikes turned sideways ... .... grumble mumble .... ....stoopid rabbit! .... ....mutter mutter .... .... red jumper cable goes here.... ... heh heh heh just wait....


-dave

/me rethinks his plans....

Wetzel
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Exhibiting shifty eyes since 2001

No, I mean "Stoopid Rabbit."

Trust me on this one... heh heh heh ....


-dave

Oh dear! I think our beloved resident eccentric has officially lost it!

I'll miss you heidi.

P.S. Is anyone else frightened?

Thanks for dinner, Chef-Dave. Chicken grilled over an open flame and then served in a wonderful lemon curry sauce. Why, your lemon curry sauce is almost as good as your Hollandaise sauce ;) You really should get your DVD player fixed, there has to be a way to remove the "Turner and Hooch" DVD without breaking the door. And how inventive you were to use a modified VW Rabbit as a table and jumper cables to hold the table cloth down and railroad spikes for trivets. All and all, your garage makes a fine 5 star restaurant!

MissInformation

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Chef-Dave, now there's a picture... heh heh heh...

Ok, mabe I am glad we arn't going to Nats.

Okay, lets recap: We see that Dave is only in FIRST for the beef. Then we disprove that with pics of Dave and Krispy Kremes. Missinformation starts using photoshop to put Dave in precarious positions, and Dave snaps... I think. Missinformation suffers an identity crisis, leaving me the only masked person left in FIRST (actually, most of you know what I look like anyway). Is there something I missed?

Lies, all lies! I have never used Photoshop ever in my life. Never! I'm a Paint Shop Pro kind of a person. As a matter of fact, I'm testing out the beta version of Paint Shop Pro 8 right now! And who better to test it on than Dave:



Okay, okay, so I could have just as easily done that in the old version... but there are a lot of other neat features that I will be trying out over the next few days...

MissInformation

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The real skill of photography is organised visual lying.
* Terence Donovan

Here we go again!


Hey Eddie, could I hire you to protect me?
STAND BACK!

mmm...a bunch of photos from LA...
photoshop
Wolfgang Pucks...

I would never do anything like Heidi...


Wetzel
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I'm cute and innocent!

Hmmm... I always need head-on shots (you know, where they are looking directly at the camera) of... well, of "people", most of my pictures are side angles. And I've had to give up the best photos because of angle problems... so yeah, get head shots, they are easier to deal with.

Have your agent talk to my agent, maybe we can cut a deal for these LA pictures...

MissInformation

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Remember, wide-eyed doesn't mean innocent.