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linkin48603 29-01-2003 17:02

Stupid Laws
 
Any stupid laws out there. If you know any drop them off here.

evulish 29-01-2003 17:09

Yeah. That whole 'speed limit' thing :P

Katie Reynolds 29-01-2003 18:24

Apparently, in Wisconsin (or maybe it's just in Appleton) if you are jailed for any reason ... when you get out, you are entitled to a piece of gold and a horse. I guess it was some old law that just faded away, and is still in place today! (Though lately, I haven't seen anyone riding a horse holding a piece of gold!) :D

Then there's the whole women being able to run (minus any garments) in Maine ... :rolleyes:

- Katie

LBK Rules 29-01-2003 18:28

The entire license thing. (EULA, Not Driver's)

srawls 29-01-2003 18:31

Stupid as in politically stupid, or stupid as in stupid and funny?

You can always search google. I just found this site with some information on stupid laws.

And here in VA, it is illegal to do a certain activity until you are married (I'm sure it's inforced :rolleyes: ).

Stephen

GateRunner 29-01-2003 18:35

*Is a cheesehead at heart*

David Kelly 29-01-2003 20:27

here is one of my favorites: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.


the best place to find dumb laws is at http://www.dumblaws.com

here are some of the other dumb laws from Indiana http://www.dumblaws.com/states/state...ndiana&Ad=Read

OneAngryDaisy 30-01-2003 19:26

here in PA you can't catch a fish with any body part except for your mouth.. Darn, now I can't go fishing with my hand..

AJ Quick 30-01-2003 21:43

There are some great ones for Minnesota.

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

It is illegal to sleep naked.

Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.


And one we've violated before:

Red cars can not drive down Lake Street.

mgreenley 31-01-2003 16:07

You aren't allowed to go whale hunting in Oklahoma

You have to be out of your car to shoot a haproon gun in CA

I don't know if these are true, but my "reliable" source of information is full of intergety. At least it will give all of you a good laugh.

Tarzan 31-01-2003 17:12

for many years in the great state of wisconsin it was illegal to sell margarine. we actually had people got over state lines to buy pounds of it to smuggle into the state.

KaylaButt 01-02-2003 15:04

In Singapore it is illegal to pee in elevators.

Noelle 01-02-2003 15:45

in one part of some state its illegal to hang your laundry outside on thursday and monday

In some state it is illegal for women to drive by themselves without a man waving neon signs walking in front of her car to warn pedestrians and other drivers

utishpenguin 01-02-2003 19:41

dumb laws
 
TATW LAWS (dumblaws.com)

CALIFORNIA

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Los Angeles

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
Toads may not be licked.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
San Diego

It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
San Francisco

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
San Jose

It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.

Jon K. 01-02-2003 22:49

Umm.... The banning of segway.
That is all.:p

utishpenguin 01-02-2003 23:30

haha
 
segways are cool, i do think people are nto allowed to ride it in public... its dangerous... if segways were smaller resturants could make use of it..haha

torn_paperdoll 03-02-2003 20:33

In Lynchburg..
 
Lynchburg (TENNESSEE) is a dry county.. it isn't allowed to have any whisky sold there..

Guess where Jack Daniel's is made.. IN LYNCHBURG..

Lori Beth 04-02-2003 19:58

torn_paperdoll
 
Being a Mormon, I don't think it's that humorous

FatHead547 04-02-2003 19:59

hum...
 
Quote:

Lynchburg (TENNESSEE) is a dry county.. it isn't allowed to have any whisky sold there..
actually it's illegal to CONSUME whisky there....just to correct that megan....

Frank(Aflak) 04-02-2003 21:19

Until recently it was legal to kill mormons in Missourri, some guy found the law still on the books . . . its illegal now, but I thought that was kinda funny.

torn_paperdoll 04-02-2003 21:34

ah hem..
 
Excuse me for all my team FOLLOWERS.. CONSUME

LBK Rules 05-02-2003 00:37

Ok, know I feel that team members of FEAR are FEARING FEAR, and FEARING that FEAR will...

Ok, maybe I have been drinking to much Jolt.

FotoPlasma 05-02-2003 00:58

Yeah, I know it's flamebait... I just won't respond to flames...

Talk about stupid laws...

MisterX 26-03-2003 17:32

Re: torn_paperdoll
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Lori Beth
Being a Mormon, I don't think it's that humorous

I don't get it. Being a Mormon is a law?:confused:

Nick Seidl 27-03-2003 19:44

In Michigan...
 
In the state of Michigan it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.

There is also a $.50 fine for playing sports on Sundays.

In Marquette, MI, it is illegal to spit into the wind.

I might also add that in Florida, it is illegal to fall asleep under a hair dryer

utishpenguin 28-03-2003 02:23

i woudl have to protest
 
that site is rather umm....offensive in a way

i couldn't come to a conclusion of catogorizing a beneficial law in a site named dumb laws.

under china it said " people are only allowed to have one child" appearantly its "dumb" according to this site. this law was passed to serve purpose. its a type of population control. unlike any other law on the site, this law serves a benefical purpose.



i shall condemn that that site for this

other than that s'all good

Nick Mac 29-03-2003 21:10

Yeah...in New York, your not allowed to talk to a stranger in an elevator!

utishpenguin 30-03-2003 13:40

whoa
 
i need to do that in NYC


so ...umm..unreasonable...

DarkRedDragon 30-03-2003 19:42

here is a good one, in my county, Montgomery, PA
it is illegal to have more than 2 toilets in one bathroom

In Germany, it is illegal to drop a object larger than 2mm off a 2 story or higher building, i found that out the hard way, FYI dont play Frisbee in Germany around any houses!

Pin Man 30-03-2003 19:47

Quote:

segways are cool, i do think people are nto allowed to ride it in public... its dangerous... if segways were smaller resturants could make use of it..haha
How are they dangerous??????

utishpenguin 30-03-2003 20:00

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkRedDragon
here is a good one, in my county, Montgomery, PA
it is illegal to have more than 2 toilets in one bathroom

In Germany, it is illegal to drop a object larger than 2mm off a 2 story or higher building, i found that out the hard way, FYI dont play Frisbee in Germany around any houses!

i guess some people dont know teh obvious [refering to the boathroom one]

Pin Man 30-03-2003 20:04

why is it illegal to have 2 bathrooms????

utishpenguin 30-03-2003 21:33

hmm
 
the question is whether or not its neccessary

Pin Man 30-03-2003 22:04

what if you have 7 people living in your house...

AlbertW 31-03-2003 02:27

or a public bathroom. that has more than one toilet.

DarkRedDragon 31-03-2003 19:04

i think the law was passed because of a rash of toliets dropping thriugh ceilings, that would be funny though!

utishpenguin 31-03-2003 20:56

eh?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by DarkRedDragon
i think the law was passed because of a rash of toliets dropping thriugh ceilings, that would be funny though!
maybe you have an odd point... i dont think the law meant for public bathrooms... even if it did... there are stalls...

DarkRedDragon 31-03-2003 21:08

anyone here of that law in kentucky about the one bath a month thing?

ChewyMasterFlex 31-03-2003 23:52

In New York, jumping off a building may be punishable by death.

I find that the most hilarious.

DarkRedDragon 01-04-2003 06:44

Quote:

Originally posted by ChewyMasterFlex
In New York, jumping off a building may be punishable by death.

I find that the most hilarious.

those that mean u can be shot for jumping out the first story window or even off the door step?

Pin Man 01-04-2003 17:40

hahahahhaha

Katie Reynolds 25-05-2003 17:32

It is now illegal to die

- Katie

RBrandy 25-05-2003 17:43

In Appleton, WI it is illegal to play the game of checkers in any city park. I'm not sure why this is, but they do not enforce it any more, but then I have never seen anybody playing checkers in a park recently... so maybe I should never start.

Josh Hambright 25-05-2003 18:18

Evidently there is a law in the state of indiana that bans the taking of baths between i think the months of October and March.

Also on what David said way back at the beginning of this thread...its if they cross state lines into or out of indiana that that is considered satatory rape from what i heard.

Personaly i think any law that limits a persons personal freedom is stupid...

Blacknight 25-05-2003 18:29

In Arizona it is illegal for kids to go to school with wild oninons in in their breath.

In Massachusetts it is illegal to eat peanuts in church

in Lexington K.Y., it is illegal for a child to carry an ice-cream cone in his pocket

In Connecticut it is illegal for boys to cross the road while walking on their hands

In Georgia it is illegal to make faces at school boys studing in the class room

Fort Collins, C.O. it is illegal for a man to go fishing on his wedding day

Susanville Calif, it is illegal for citizens to slurp their soup

Miami: illegal to be seen in public with a strapless gown

Alaska: illegal to disturb a grizzly bear from it's sleep to take it's picture

Maine: illegal to set a mule on fire

Zion Il, illegal to give a lighted cigar to a dog or cat

Hawaii: illegal to put pennies in your ear

Anderson S.C. illegal to curl up and take a nap on the railroad tracks

that's all i got

shyra1353 25-05-2003 18:31

all these stupid laws are american. does anyone know any that are canadian besides the ones that are one these sites?:

http://www.dumblaws.com/countries/c...?Country=Canada

http://www.dumblaws.com/countries/c...p?State=Alberta

http://www.dumblaws.com/countries/c...New%20Brunswick

http://www.dumblaws.com/countries/c...e=Nova%20Scotia

http://www.dumblaws.com/countries/c...p?State=Ontario

http://www.dumblaws.com/countries/c...hp?State=Quebec


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