I was on my team's Robot Support team (built the crate and playing field, among other jobs). We've had too many stupid quotes to count. There's one in particular that I like:

Robot. The other white meat.

I'm still not sure what it means, but I like it. Want some more?

It's peanut butter and jelly time! (from our Animations team after God knows what)
Chernobyl Chicken! (chicken raised in the shadow of the nuclear site...many, many drumsticks and a nice healthy green color)
What the **** is happening out there? (said too many times after something goes wrong. Replace **** with a random four-letter word.)
Captain Obvious (new nickname for a not-too-bright Freshman)
I'm smart. S-M-R-T. (quote from Captain Obvious)

I'm out of quotes for now.

The students on team #1020 were as quick witted as ever during the build season. Here's a few of my favorites:

"its what they call the Java protection program. It's basically a big guy who knows programming with a club and flame thrower behind you, and if you program bad code..."

"Is it possible to rent a real monkey for like three days?"

"If I was a geek, which I am..."

"I tuned you out after you said motivated."

"I saw it on a movie once; it works."

"We could have sent it in to America's Funniest...School...Robot Videos."

and my personal favorite, from our electronics department -

"Copper's conductive, right?"

"And it looks like the refs are going for the flashlight !!!"

(It happened a lot at one regional.):D

"I got a hot dog and a large Coke, gave the lady $20 and she gave me $21 in change! is this a great country or WHAT?"

-US student at Canadian regional - gotta love that exchange rate!

I believe this is the link.
http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf

" A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B."

"There are two groups here, the SMart Fellas, and the Fart SMellas"

"Yeah, whats that number for 9-1-1 again in case we need to call the ambulance?"

"It we just HAPPEN to have these little choppers that sliced up the boxes would that be illegal?"

"OPPS!!!!!" (How are robot got named. When we asked what we should name it and right as we asked a kid yelled it out as the robot slid off the platform)

Amongst others

HAHA I got a "My Name is Kristen and I build robots. HUG ME" pin :D A button fairy on 365 gave it to me ;)


Well.. the quote that stands out in my mind probably shouldn't be written here, but my team has interesting bus conversations :)

friend trying to insult me...

"your not the smartest tool in the shed"

Wow...that was disturbing. Thanks for letting me know where it came from, though.
Don't we all? I heard some very interesting things on our bus rides. I probably shouldn't post them, though...

"My spoon is too big"
"I am a banana"

/me rolls on the floor for the next two minutes.
Oh man, much too funny, I love that.

also (semirelated, but only to me :P)
"What's up with you and your spoons?!" And the background, I kinda just chew or bite on spoons somewhat often, and I had 3 on the plane going to our regional.

and i can't think of anything righ tnow...

"If you get hurt and miss work, It dont hurt to miss work."

Frank
P&G Chemical Engineer

"tutnus shot and stitches" pm to find out what it means, it will make you smile

at west michigan

pit announcer

EVERY MATCH started with

"Stack Attack 2003 WEST MICHIGAN REGIONAL"

"uh oh.. those stacks of four have been turned into stacks of nothing..."..

doesnt sound nearly as hilarious or annoying ;) as it did in comp.. every match!

Hyat Hotel....NAtionals...Payed this kid to ask prom girls where he could find a mechanical bull or sheep. He actually got one of the better looking girls to talk to him for a good 20 min about it. DEfinately worth the 5+$

How about "Holy ****!" as the Oakland County Sheriff's Department enters our shop, guns drawn...