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Mike Schroeder 18-05-2003 03:24

Re: Delaware is The FIRST State ... Learn It
 
Quote:

Originally posted by The Lucas

Person: "So where is your team from?"
Me: "Delaware."
Person: "Delaware? What state is that in?"


atleast you dont live in the arm pit of america... it doesnt smell that bad here.... you get used to it HONEST!!!!!!:) *exhibits shifty eyes*

Kyle 18-05-2003 10:50

Re: Delaware is The FIRST State ... Learn It
 
Quote:

Originally posted by The Lucas
Delaware was the first state in the Union but many people from other parts of the country don't recognize its statehood. This can be best illustrated in the following conversion between me and a person at nationals:

Person: "So where is your team from?"
Me: "Delaware."
Person: "Delaware? What state is that in?"

After that I should have told them
"In Pennsylvania, right near Philly."

Conversations like these are not rare. Obviously building a robot doesn't require a basic knowledge of US geography, but i thought a high school education did. Didn't these people have to memorize states and capitals in grade school?

I was asked that same question 4 times and one of the times the guy didn't believe me, he walked away from me believing that Delaware is an extension of PA.

GregTheGreat 18-05-2003 13:17

I forgot my favorite one....

Can I borrow a quarter?

I have heard that one more then 1000 times, lol.
I got em all back at nationals tho. I think I owe the different members of the team in total more then 100 bucks. lol.

Good Luck to everyone at the invitationals.

BBFIRSTCHICK 18-05-2003 14:21

lol
 
" we have a box with a spinning light"... but hey!! it worked!!!

GregTheGreat 18-05-2003 15:12

Re: lol
 
Quote:

Originally posted by BBFIRSTCHICK
" we have a box with a spinning light"... but hey!! it worked!!!
lol. Thats a funny one.

edomus 18-05-2003 15:29

"tetnus shot and stitches"



refering to inter-team romances

The Lucas 18-05-2003 15:50

Re: Re: Delaware is The FIRST State ... Learn It
 
Quote:

Originally posted by "Big Mike"
atleast you dont live in the arm pit of america... it doesnt smell that bad here.... you get used to it HONEST!!!!!!:) *exhibits shifty eyes*
You think Jersey smells bad, I used to live near Kennett Square, PA, otherwise known as the Mushroom Capital of the World. Since this is a quote thread the smell is best described with a parody of a famous Apocalypse Now quote.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Manure, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of manure in the morning.

You do get used to it. Except around harvest time during which my high school and everything else around town reeks.

miketwalker 18-05-2003 15:51

I remember helping a team at UCF Regional.... I know they were rookies, and I can't think of their number... but they had a wood base for a robot and the wheels were higher than the components. They won an award for the "function" of their robot they hadn't planned for.

Me helping them one of the matches: "Wow, your robot just flipped"
Mentor from their team: "Oh wow, it's still driving, we uhh..... designed that into it, yea, thats what we did"
*goes back to pits after match*
Mentor to drive system designer: "I'm glad we planned that"

Heh, it was quite funny watching them all think they broke their robot in flipping, then seeing it run... they ran upside down multiple matches after flipped too lol.

GregTheGreat 18-05-2003 15:53

Quote:

Originally posted by miketwalker
I remember helping a team at UCF Regional.... I know they were rookies, and I can't think of their number... but they had a wood base for a robot and the wheels were higher than the components. They won an award for the "function" of their robot they hadn't planned for.

Me helping them one of the matches: "Wow, your robot just flipped"
Mentor from their team: "Oh wow, it's still driving, we uhh..... designed that into it, yea, thats what we did"
*goes back to pits after match*
Mentor to drive system designer: "I'm glad we planned that"

Heh, it was quite funny watching them all think they broke their robot in flipping, then seeing it run... they ran upside down multiple matches after flipped too lol.

Now thats a funny one, lol.

E. The Kidd 19-05-2003 00:30

me to the newbies on 713:
"FIRST is like a drug......... with side effects on your social life"

me to the parents:
"for 6 weeks your son will be missing till about nine o'clock at night." (parent to me) "why can't he stay longer?"

me to idle members of 713:
"I lose a finger you lose a life"

me to the coach:
"I'd be nicer if I had sleep but since i haven't, keep every one away form me and nobody dies."

me to my co-captain:
"have you ever tried running on coffee and sugar.... it's fun trust me..... by the way do you know i woke up at 4 am?" (him to me) "but it's almost 12 am" (me to him) "see it works"

my favorite:
"anyone who wants to get duct taped and tortured touch the joystick while i have my hand in this robot" (random team member) "he's not lying he did that to me last year"

GregTheGreat 19-05-2003 00:33

Quote:

Originally posted by E. The Kidd
me to idle members of 713:
"I lose a finger you lose a life"
I like this one. This is one I havent ever heard.

Daniel Brim 19-05-2003 00:40

After I come home from LA

Dad: I thought you were the runners up
Me: We were
Dad: Then why does it say FIRST?

Thanks to 697 for reminding me of that one yesterday :D

Alaina 19-05-2003 00:50

Quote:

Originally posted by E. The Kidd
me to idle members of 713:
"I lose a finger you lose a life"

me to the coach:
"I'd be nicer if I had sleep but since i haven't, keep every one away form me and nobody dies."

me to my co-captain:
"have you ever tried running on coffee and sugar.... it's fun trust me..... by the way do you know i woke up at 4 am?" (him to me) "but it's almost 12 am" (me to him) "see it works"

my favorite:
"anyone who wants to get duct taped and tortured touch the joystick while i have my hand in this robot" (random team member) "he's not lying he did that to me last year"

lol. Those are great...Especially the last one.

Alex Cormier 21-05-2003 16:19

h
 
"Where is the Sharpie??"
and
"Does anybody have super glue??" after i broke the curtain rod in one of the mentors room. both were mine

EddieMcD 21-05-2003 18:34

Ooh! A quotes thread! I have a long quote list. Some are funny, some are FIRST related, all were said by FIRST kids, and the oldest ones are from late 2000. Unfortunately, none of them are dated, so I'll have to put all of them in. I'm sure some of you remember that incredibly long signiture of mine a few years back. Well, this is the gist of it.

  • "random? well I could be random, look just watch me be random. I am so random I have said the word random 4 times so far. Well 5 now. See I am not boring I can be random... Now 6!" -Sean McDermott from 271
  • "When in doubt, duct tape, duck tape, duckt tape!" -Mike Rosalie from 375
  • "Life is short and so am I!" -Becky Allen from 356
  • "VVVVVVVVV" -Lenny from 375
  • "Okay Ed, from now on, we're calling you Woodie." -Dave Ferera from 121
  • "What can I say? The light goes on...the light goes off...Enough Said!" -Lora Knepper from 177
  • "Nobody should miss the National Clogging Competition.....lol" -Clark Gilbert from 45
  • "I became a member of the Duct Tape Club today. I think everyone else should. It would be cool" -David Kelly from 234
  • "Woah..what's a life? I've never had one of those before" -Angela from 180
  • "Life is like a party and parties weren't meant to end!" -Elgin Clock from 237
  • "What's a sponser? Oh, you get money from those..." -Andrew Costka from 419
  • "I can't wait for college.... cause when girls are drunk.. they can't see how ugly i am!!!" -Tom Schindler from 177
  • " Pat has 3 letters, God has 3 letters. Can't be a coincidence" -me
  • "don't ask me, I'm not even sure if I met you =)" -Kristen from 180
  • " but if she's in a state that doesn't exist, then how could i have met a person who doesn't exist" -Pat Dingle from 639
  • "I was wondering if pepper spray would be considered "ungracious professionalism"" -Matt from 69
  • "I woke up early one morning and found an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in them I will never know" -Kristen from 180
  • "jessica simpson.. bad music.. hot body..lol" -Kyle Gilbert from 45
  • "TODD JUST FIGURED SOMETHING OUT :D" -Todd Derbyshire from 88
  • "Nice of you to put me in your signature" -Caitlin from 126
  • "Ahh! Eddie's startin the playlist again!" -Joe Ross from 73
  • "so, you can just be a one headed monster from the planet Mars? That seems to make more sense. I always knew you were too weird to be from Earth anyway. Yes, and all of the sudden things seem to make more sense about you. :)" -Christina from 271
  • "glad I never say anything stupid =)" -Kristen from 180
  • "I won the sore-butt award! Woo hoo!" -Eddie again
  • "Britney Spears video on TV........YES!!!!!!" -Clark Gilbert from 45
  • "WOOHOO! I AM THE ONLY ONE LORA HATES!" -Bill from 70
  • "I'm sleeping... You're welcome to come sleep with me if you a member of the club called 'The Opposite Sex" & If you pass the test..." -Sean from 330
  • "I don't remember saying anything funny." -Michael from 271
  • "i am mike oleary. i am not an impersonater. i am a rambot. NINNY PRIDE!" -Mike O'Leary from 419
  • "Why doesn't anybody ever listen to me?" -Carolyn Duncan from 86
  • "Robot on board, baby at home" -Andy Baker from 45
  • "i was very tempted to say somehting about eddies retreating to his corner..." Mike O'Leary from 419
  • "I think its time to lock this thread....." -Clark Gilbert from 45
  • "They're kind of small-ish, and they're plastic. That makes them ripe for becoming victims of our robots tank tread, I think :-)" -Michael Krass from 271
  • "That has been said 55 times... How much more must we live through?" -Brett from 201
  • "If the women dont find you hansome, make sure they find you handy!" -DJ from 45
  • "who's a nutball?" -Dan from 550
  • "why do ppl enjoy picking on me? lol" -Kristen from 180
  • "you don't have any good ones from me, Eddie" -Joe Ross from 340
  • "Wow, I've got to be careful about what I say around Eddie." -Brian from 365
  • "yay! now it's a true quote" -again, me
  • "you still don't have any good ones from me" -Joe Ross from 340
  • "I think their the same person and they are both evil" -Joe Ross from 340
  • "Our meetings consist of trying to convince people that spiking a soccer ball over the opposing alliance station wall to knock out the opposing drivers, while technically legal, is not a good idea." -ahecht from 992
  • "nate: I think you are crazy" -Angela from 180
  • "hot chick alert on Fear Factor..lol" Clark Gilbert from 45
  • "lalalalalalalalalalalalalala robots! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" -Ken Leung from 192
  • "name that NUT!!" -Clark Gilbert from 45
  • "wow me replying to QOTW 2 weeks in a row.... i feel so dirty" -Mike from 25
  • "what we learned from Chesepeake: Ashlee is 3 SHU tall" -Steve Shade
  • "well Ian: she was wrong once but then it turned out that she just thought she was wrong and she was really right :p" -Cory from 100
  • "Out of boredom, the "better things to concern myself over" has become what time EddieMcD will log on and post today's question." -Stephen from 122
  • "i supposedly was pulled over because my license plate light was out (which it was)...but did it really take the 4 police cars to handle the situation..... so what did we do while the one cop was searching my car.........we talked about robots to the other ones....lol" -Kyle Gilbert from 45
  • "MOMMY IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Sean from 1197
  • "is it pathetic that i spent a better part of my life just looking at people's away messages?" -Mike from 25


Brandon is so gonna kill me...


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