Do guys ever make sense?

Is anyone else confused?

Confused about what?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half every day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

Why would you want to shingle a dog house with pankakes?


(By the way the answer is 48 anyways, because there are no bones in ice cream.)

What would happen to the pancakes if it rained?

It depends ... is it raining syrup?

does that make anyone else hungry?



(and isn't the correct answer blue, b/c ice cream has no skeleton?)

Are you always hungry, Da SPAMinatress? :p

is there anything wrong with being hungry a lot?

Why don't you ask the Donner Party?

Is Rudolph going to be at this party?

Are you talking about Rudolph Guiliani or Rudolph Ruettiger?

Or maybe Rudolph the red nosed raindeer?

Didn't you mean reindeer?