Do you ever wonder if you are the only one that exists and everyone around is just an illusion?

Who would wonder about that?

Who would be a pilosopher to ponder all this shamooie in the first place?

What kind of word is shamooie?

Isn't that just a word you made up, or am I wrong?

Did you hear about how Oxford just added a lot of obscure words to their dictionary, including bling bling?









*true story-

What so 'bling bling' is no longer concidered slang?

But what do you concider slang in the first place?

Don't you know that dictionaries often include slang and even say that it's slang in the definition of the word?

What do you expect them to know of dictionaries when they spell "consider" as "concider"?

(Though, I must admit my spelling isn't exactly pristine ;))

Consider what?

What is the opposite of sorry??

Wouldn't you assume that it's 'not sorry'? :)

well, you would assume that wouldn't you?

Didn't Mamma always say you couldn't assume anything?