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srawls 28-05-2003 16:30

Why is everyone picking on Ricky Q?

Mike Schroeder 28-05-2003 19:29

Why isnt everyone elsepicking on Ricky Q.?

Daniel Brim 28-05-2003 19:33

Why not?

Ken Leung 28-05-2003 19:55

How about some interesting questions for a change?

FotoPlasma 28-05-2003 20:42

What does L stand for?

Cory 29-05-2003 00:05

why do you ask obvious questions Jim?

Mike Schroeder 29-05-2003 02:53

why do they have to be obvious to Jim

Josh Hambright 29-05-2003 09:11

Did you hear that?

Amanda Morrison 29-05-2003 09:17

What am I supposed to be hearing?

Blacknight 29-05-2003 10:21

You don't hear the termites borrowing in your skull?

KyleGilbert45 29-05-2003 12:02

How did termites get in your skull?

srawls 29-05-2003 12:11

Didn't you know he was a block head?

Brandon Martus 29-05-2003 12:24

Who was?

apk 29-05-2003 12:29

What are we talking about?

shyra1353 29-05-2003 12:35

Why do you want to know?

Mike Schroeder 29-05-2003 14:25

If a person with multiple personalitles killed themselves, would it be suicide or Homicide?

D.J. Fluck 29-05-2003 14:44

What kind of a question is that?

Kristina 29-05-2003 14:54

Is it surprising that DJ has to kill Mike's humor?

Blacknight 29-05-2003 15:56

Why should it be surprising?

mgreenley 29-05-2003 16:20

Why doesn't anything surprise me with you people anymore?

George1902 29-05-2003 21:15

Doesn't Mike do a better job of killing Mike's humor than DJ? ;-]

Katie Reynolds 30-05-2003 08:47

:o Why are you so cruel!?

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apk 30-05-2003 13:01

How would I know?

Jeff Waegelin 30-05-2003 14:06

Why don't you know?

D.J. Fluck 30-05-2003 14:20

Why don't you understand that is Mike a bad comic? ;)

George1902 30-05-2003 18:14

Can anyone name some other things that Mike isn't good at?

srawls 30-05-2003 19:29

Does blending in with elementary school children count?

mgreenley 30-05-2003 19:55

Does blending elementary school children count?

Mike Schroeder 30-05-2003 20:25

Should Mike Stop makeing lame Jokes?

Melissa Nute 30-05-2003 20:30

But then wouldn't Big MIke not be himself?

Amanda Morrison 31-05-2003 01:38

I've never met the guy, so who knows?

SkitzoSmurf 31-05-2003 10:02

Do you think that a skitzophrenic smurf might know? Or one of his personalities?

Brandon Martus 31-05-2003 11:40

Who?

Kristina 31-05-2003 12:19

What ever happened to that band?

shyra1353 31-05-2003 21:21

Why does it matter?

Ricky Q. 01-06-2003 01:24

Did you know the Brewers are going to win it all?

D.J. Fluck 01-06-2003 12:09

Did you know that even with the curse the Rex Sox have a better chance?

mgreenley 01-06-2003 12:57

Do you think we need to rent Anaheim's rally monkey's?

OneAngryDaisy 01-06-2003 15:51

Are you sure that baseball is even a sport?

Breanne M 01-06-2003 17:04

why wouldn't they be sure?

Amanda Morrison 01-06-2003 19:05

Do we really need to ask that?

Brandon Martus 01-06-2003 19:16

Ask what?

Mike Schroeder 01-06-2003 19:27

What is the Meaning of Life ?

D.J. Fluck 01-06-2003 19:45

Why do we even let Big Mike talk? :p

chellyzee93 01-06-2003 20:17

Why do we even let you post?

apk 01-06-2003 23:03

Why are any of us allowed to post?

Kristina 01-06-2003 23:04

Haven't you heard about the first amendment?

(wow, i'm such a political dork)

Jeff Waegelin 01-06-2003 23:04

Why shouldn't we be allowed to post?

Mike Schroeder 01-06-2003 23:36

who thinks DJ is a doody head?

D.J. Fluck 01-06-2003 23:44

Are you feeling ok, Mike?

shyra1353 02-06-2003 00:12

Who here wants to change the topic??

Brandon Martus 02-06-2003 08:54

What topic?

Amanda Morrison 02-06-2003 09:26

I thought we didn't have a set topic?

Josh Hambright 02-06-2003 10:09

Ohh really?

srawls 02-06-2003 13:21

Of course, ...
 
Don't you know truely educated people don't bother with "points" or "topics"?

Breanne M 02-06-2003 14:25

they don't?

D.J. Fluck 02-06-2003 14:37

Why can't the "iPod Ready" mac in the other room realize that there is an iPod connected to it?

Da SPAMinatress 02-06-2003 16:09

because its as smart as its owner, maybe?

Ricky Q. 02-06-2003 22:39

DJ is smart?

Jeff Waegelin 02-06-2003 22:42

Why do you always pick on DJ?

srawls 02-06-2003 22:44

We've picked on DJ, Ricky Q, and Big Mike ... who's next?

Brandon Martus 03-06-2003 00:26

Should we start with Roger Daltry, Keith Moon or Pete Townshend? :D

D.J. Fluck 03-06-2003 00:39

Don't you think that Ricky is jealous of his role model (me)? ;-)

Mike Schroeder 03-06-2003 01:10

DJ, dont you mean ROLL Model?

Hermione692 03-06-2003 06:06

OT:
 
u guys stole my plums, didn't you?

Amanda Morrison 03-06-2003 09:37

Don't you think that question really showed Brandon's age?

/me ducks :p

Breanne M 03-06-2003 20:15

how old is he?

shyra1353 03-06-2003 22:16

how old are you?

srawls 03-06-2003 22:47

Don't you know never to ask a female her age?

Mike Schroeder 03-06-2003 22:48

Is a turtle w/o a shell homless or naked?

Cory 03-06-2003 23:31

how would he lose his shell?

Cory

apk 04-06-2003 10:36

Why would he want to loose his shell?

Matt Attallah 04-06-2003 10:38

Mabye he sold his old shell to get some money for a new shell?

Breanne M 04-06-2003 20:22

what if the new shell costs more than he got for the old one?

Da SPAMinatress 04-06-2003 20:25

do you think he got tired of shells altogether and wants to buy something else instead?

srawls 04-06-2003 20:29

corny calculus joke time ...
 
If he got tired of shells, do you think he might buy some washers as an alternative?

apk 04-06-2003 21:08

Where does a turtle buy a new shell?

Nelly51987 04-06-2003 21:26

does the turtle buy the shell at shell gas station by the gum isle?

chellyzee93 04-06-2003 21:56

Does a turtle chew gum?

evulish 04-06-2003 22:37

Do you know of any other animals that would chew gum?

Brandon Martus 04-06-2003 23:00

Don't cows chew gum?

Amanda Morrison 05-06-2003 00:06

Do you think the cows chew Juicy Fruit or Doublemint gum?

Mike Schroeder 05-06-2003 00:06

what did people go back to before they invented the drawing board?

Cory 05-06-2003 00:34

Did they go back to their caves?

Cory

Kristina 05-06-2003 02:39

Wouldn't you hate to have to live in a cave?

FotoPlasma 05-06-2003 02:57

Don't I already live in one?

Amanda Morrison 05-06-2003 10:00

I don't know, do you?

apk 05-06-2003 10:41

Why do you?

Carolyn Duncan 05-06-2003 11:02

Now what would be the fun in that?

Jeff Waegelin 05-06-2003 11:47

Why wouldn't it be fun?

Brandon Martus 05-06-2003 12:02

Can you guarantee it will be fun?

Marygrace 05-06-2003 14:07

Can you guarantee it won't?

srawls 05-06-2003 16:35

obligatory simpson's reference ...
 
Is the guarantee void in Tennessee?

D.J. Fluck 05-06-2003 17:41

bad retail joke
 
Isn't it only supposed to be void in Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico?

Amanda Morrison 06-06-2003 09:59

Where would DJ come up with a question like that?

Kristina 06-06-2003 11:27

Do guys ever make sense?

Jon K. 06-06-2003 11:38

Is anyone else confused?

Brandon Martus 06-06-2003 11:47

Confused about what?

Coco the Monkey 06-06-2003 12:10

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half every day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

Brant Bowen 06-06-2003 14:37

Why would you want to shingle a dog house with pankakes?


(By the way the answer is 48 anyways, because there are no bones in ice cream.)


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