Questions Only
 

If you've seen Who's Line Is It Anyway on ABC, sometimes they have a game called Questions Only. This is exactly the same rules except, there is no scene. For those of you who haven't seen the show, basically all you do is post a response to the previous question in question form. I'll start.

Excuse me sir, where is the computer store?

What do you think I am, a tour guide?

You aren't a tour guide?

Are you calling me a liar?

Isn't everyone?

What are you implying?

You mean I have to be explicit?

?Hablas espanol?

Say what???

Why should I?

Are you crazy?

Would you believe it if I said yes?

Would you like me to say no?

Would I?

Shouldn't I be the one asking the questions?

Why should you be the one?

why can't I be the one?

Isn't Neo the one?

Who's Neo?

Don't you know who Neo is?

Why should I know who Neo is?

Isn't Neo that one guy?

Neo, as in Ted 'Theodore' Logan?

Would you like to pet my donkey?

What the heck was that for?

what the heck is anything for?

Wut r u talking about?

What would you like to talk about?

Can we talk about Interferometry for Optical Astronomy?

Why would we talk about that?

Don't you have something better to do?

Don't I?

Well, do you?

Can we talk about you for a while?

Do you like hockey? :p

Who in their right mind would like hockey?

Who in their right mind would like the Dallas Stars more than the Ducks?

How do I tell if I have a right mind or a left mind?

Who is to say who is left or right?

Who is to say who is up or down?

How did this turn in to questions about directions?

Why do I have to give people directions at work, when they just want to go across the street?

Why are people so dumb?

Who are you calling dumb?

Are you implying that I am dumb?

Have you ever taken an IQ test?

And what would that proove?

Don't you know?

Are you suggesting that I don't know what an IQ test is used for?

What is the purpose of this "IQ" test you guys keep on referring to?

:D :rolleyes:

Why does everyone keep asking questions about IQ tests?

Why do you want to know?

Can i not be curious?

Why are you curious?

What's the point of all these questions?

Does there need to be a point to everything?

Does anyone know when this thread will end?

Can I be the one to kill it?

What if I want to kill it??

What are you, some kind of murderer? :ahh:

What if I am?

What are you going to do?

Do you think he's dangerous?

Do you think he takes contracts?

Did you know I wear contacts?

Why do we care if you wear contacts?

(no hostility meant - well, a little... :D)

Why do we care about anything?

Did you know that Ricky Q guy is a crazy fool? :p

Did you know I am going out with Ricky Q?

Is any of this gracious or professional?

Does it matter?

Does it not matter?

Who is to say what matters?

Haven't you heard of the sayings of great philosophers?

How did great philosophers come out of dating Ricky Q?

who the heck is ricky Q?

Anyone?

who would want to know Ricky Q?

hehe :)

is that a trick question?

Can the question do a trick?

Can you teach old questions new tricks?

If I could, how much would I charge?

How much would Ricky Q charge to date him?

How many people would pay to go out with Ricky Q.? :D

(He'd have to give me money - if i was a chick... ;))

Who would be crazy enough to go out with him in the first place?

Why don't you know?

How come nobody ever told me?

Cause no one knows everything, right?

Or do they?

Isn't "everything" a little much for one person to know?

Why?

What defines "everything" anyway?

Who would even want to know everything?

Don't you want to know everything?

Why what did people tell you?

People tell you things?...hmm wonder what i'm doing wrong?

Could it be that you're not listening?

Who would want to listen to Ricky Q?