*cough*eh hum..*/cough*

Here is an idea..

Battle of the Giants: In this world class round "Big Mike" will be pit against ChiefDelphi.com's resident webmaster, Brandon Martus. Thats right folks, he will be attending the IRI. A match of colossal proportions (literally), this should leave all spectators drenched in water from the sheer size of the "cannonballs" created by these two fighters. Oh, and what if they double-team? The horror :yikes:.

Anyway, enough with the failed tagline.. this match would be awesome :).

...and yes, I would pay to see this :p.

Well, Mike's already on the card in the main event. On the plus side, we're CD's people. That means we can pit Brandon against whomever we want. :D

I can take on Brandon :D

Hey now! Don't make me close this thread! :D

Um...

..I can't swim?

uh..

I have a bad back?

ummmm..

I have .. .. Ablutophobia .. err no, thats not it .. uh ... Potamophobia?

err....

I don't even know what hotel I'm staying at... hmm..

heh

Sorry Mike, due to the fact that we will be pretty short on time, everyone is limited to one match. Kyle Vs Clark is already a match, and I am a referee and Im sure ill have my hands full....trust me you will need all the energy you can use to do your match.

I am just hoping that this thread will go away. I plan on staying far away from pools during the IRI.

These youngsters would demolish me. I am an out-of-shape, has-been wrestler. Can I throw in the towel?

Andy B.

Aww say it aint so Andy, comeone look all these poeple think you can do it... give it a try... i'll go easy on ya :p

Yeah, only one match per person on a card. You know, so no one tires out on us. We can't have a main-event where one of the participants is half dead.

Updated card:

Opening fight: Ultimate Twin Battle- Clark Gilbert vs. Kyle Gilbert
Undercard: Brandon Martus vs. ?
Mid card #1: Open
Mid card #2: Open
Mid card #3: Open
Upper card #1: Women's Division Championship- Amanda Morrison vs. "Triple M" Miss Molly Menges vs. Erin Rapacki w/ special guest referee Danger DJ
Upper card #2: Tag Team Championship- "Electric" Eddie McDonnell & Dave Kronyak vs. ? & ?
Main Event: Ultimate Pool Fighter World Championship- Big Mike vs. Johnny V vs. Andy "The Brain" Baker

So are we actually going to do this somewhere?

hey! don't I get a neat nick name?

I propose: Brandon 'No-Show' Martus!

BAH BAH BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/dramatic_music]

:ahh: :D :cool:

Come up with something better than "No Show" then. :D

Brandon - I'd take you on if I was going to IRI...:(

(I'd be a no-show too! LOL! :p)

Mwahaha.

Such an innocent little thread, and now even Brandon is roped in.

Anyone proposing Andy vs. Brandon? ;)

And I wish I had a cool name too! Blah.

So how exactly is the 'Electric' and the 'water' going to work?
Doesn't that slightly give you an unfair advantage over those of us who would .... die? :D