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BingoTheClowno 05-07-2003 03:30

What's your fortune cookie?
 
Bah. I was just thinking... what if fortune cookies told us a real, unique future? What do you think yours would say?

mine: "You will be crushed by old friends jumping on you at nats this year"

srjjs 05-07-2003 14:18

"It's a good thing you're illiterate."

chellyzee93 05-07-2003 16:14

"History is important, but don't forget the future."

RogerR 05-07-2003 23:59

"trial and error..."

mgreenley 06-07-2003 16:30

I've got one here that I actually got out of a cookie:

"You would make a good lawyer"

Agh! No!
...Then I went and broke the code and opened another cookie from our take-out bag and it said:

"You will live a long and fruitful life"

Those two don't go together do they?
If there was one for me though it would say:

"42.1"

MissInformation 06-07-2003 22:31

After my little adventure on the Baltimore/Washington Parkway today, I would have to say my fortune is:

"Never, ever take anything for granted, especially your brakes..."


Heidi

<========>
just lost another one of my nine lives, only six left now

RogerR 07-07-2003 01:00

off topic....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by MissInformation
After my little adventure on the Baltimore/Washington Parkway today, I would have to say my fortune is:

"Never, ever take anything for granted, especially your brakes..."


Heidi

<========>
just lost another one of my nine lives, only six left now

hmmmmm, sounds interesting....

is it something that i'm going to wake up and read about in the paper tomorrow?
can't be too bad, you survived it (and can still type)...

Ashley Weed 07-07-2003 09:13

"Beware of those you trust; for they will become evil doers against you."

MissInformation 07-07-2003 11:29

Re: off topic....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by RogerR
hmmmmm, sounds interesting....

is it something that i'm going to wake up and read about in the paper tomorrow?
can't be too bad, you survived it (and can still type)...

If by interesting, you mean scary, then it was probably the most interesting thing I've ever done. I managed to pull my car onto the shoulder before I hit anything and I rode it out, and when it slowed down to about 3 miles an hour, something in the brake kicked in and stopped it. Other than the pure fear when I hit my brakes and nothing happened, the worse part was waiting in the car (turned off because of burning smell) in 97 degrees (heat index about 107) for 40 minutes for my friend to get there (I was closer to her house than home). I know why the brakes went (and I'm sheepishly refusing to say why) and now I'm waiting to hear from the mechanic to see if there was any permanent damage done, so my fortune for today is:

"Even small errors can be very costly."

Heidi

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oh well, at least it answered one question I've always wondered about

kristen 07-07-2003 13:41

"PI LOVE YOU!!"

:DDD Because Pi loves EVERYONE.

BingoTheClowno 08-07-2003 01:03

"Get a life"


I really need to heed that one. And, of course, the over-used classic

"That wasn't chicken"

Andrew Rudolph 08-07-2003 16:36

I know team 233 passed out customized robot ones at UCF i didnt get any but i saw them and my brother told me about it.

Carolyn Duncan 11-07-2003 16:55

"Whenever you get an idea forget it because you'll only mess things up."
btw do you guys add the phrase "in the bedroom" after you read your fortunes? That's something I've done ever since I can rememeber, I have no idea where it came from though because no one in my family said it until I brought it up one night...

MissInformation 11-07-2003 17:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Carolyn Duncan
"Whenever you get an idea forget it because you'll only mess things up."
btw do you guys add the phrase "in the bedroom" after you read your fortunes? That's something I've done ever since I can rememeber, I have no idea where it came from though because no one in my family said it until I brought it up one night...

My mother said she and her friends always said "between the sheets" and me and my friends always used "in bed" so I guess this is something that has been around for a long time!

Heidi

Tytus Gerrish 11-07-2003 17:38

i just got one...
it says i will overcome all obsticles in my way


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