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Lil Lisa 02-01-2004 21:21

Re: Favorite Teacher Quotes
 
WELL... Every year we have a Powderpuff Football game with our rival school... let's just call them Team X. Now my APUSH teacher, who coaches our team, was talking about plans for next year, after his defeat that weekend. Somehow we get to talking about how we're gonna send our rivals away:

Us: "Well, we can just send them to California."
Teacher: "They'd never take them in California..."
Us: "Why?"
Teacher: "Team X... California..."

We still don't get the connection between the two.

Andy Baker 02-01-2004 23:08

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Before CAD, drafting & design classes were held with drawing boards and students making designs on large pieces of paper. There were pencils, eraser shields, and brushes to wipe your eraser bits off of the boards.

Students had to be fairly clean with their work, and had to tape down their paper to the table to keep things in order.

My high school drafting teacher was a fairly funny guy, and whenever the class would start a new drawing, he would always come up behind some unsuspecting student (in this case, me) who was just beginning to tape his paper down to the table and say...

"Baker, remember... it's sticky side down."

Amanda Morrison 03-01-2004 04:09

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I think my favorite teacher bit of advice was when my college freshman English Composition teacher convinced me to become an English major. When I wrote him an email and presented him with the good news, he replied simply, 'Amanda, welcome to the Dark Side.'

Wetzel 03-01-2004 11:11

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Quote:

Originally Posted by monsieurcoffee
One of the people who is tech certified and can monitor us for the bulid season is Mr. Haines. He's old (70s?) and was a nuclear sub engineer in WWII.

He was a nuclear sub engineer in WWII? Thats interesting, considering the Nautilus wasn't launched until 1954.


Wetzel

Elgin Clock 06-01-2004 12:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker
Before CAD, drafting & design classes were held with drawing boards and students making designs on large pieces of paper. There were pencils, eraser shields, and brushes to wipe your eraser bits off of the boards.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Students had to be fairly clean with their work, and had to tape down their paper to the table to keep things in order.

My high school drafting teacher was a fairly funny guy, and whenever the class would start a new drawing, he would always come up behind some unsuspecting student (in this case, me) who was just beginning to tape his paper down to the table and say...

"Baker, remember... it's sticky side down."



LMAO!!

D.J. Fluck 06-01-2004 12:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetzel
He was a nuclear sub engineer in WWII? Thats interesting, considering the Nautilus wasn't launched until 1954.


No, but research and development can be traced as far back as 1945.... (maybe earlier, but 45 is the earliest I've seen) :)

Ryan Albright 06-01-2004 13:31

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My most memoriable quote was when i was in 6th grade we had this english teacher that was so mean so in return we would all just talk and not care and one day she sayed to us "You guys are like my german shepard i jsut have to get out my stick and beat you

Alaina 06-01-2004 17:45

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Teacher quotes? Hmm...I'm sure I've heard a bunch of good stuff from my history teacher, I just can't remember any right now. But here's one from my physics teacher:

"Physics is Phunner!"
...What a geek. :rolleyes: =P

Katie Reynolds 07-01-2004 01:05

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Ok so my 11th grade US History teacher ... ex-Navy guy, used to do spy-plant stuff. Neat guy. :)

We're talking about our ethnicity and where our ancestors are from. To be funny, Tyler says, "I'm Congenese!" Everyone in the class knows Tyler is from Milwaukee, without a trace of African blood in him. Ryan yells, "Tyler, you're not from the Congo!" The teacher turns around and snaps at Ryan, "Ryan! I THINK Tyler would KNOW where his ethnicity lies!"

Of course, it's been a big Joke ever since.

The day the Segway is unveiled ... (Reisweber and Schuff are the two head teachers on 93) Reisweber had just gotten a new motorcycle. Schuff sees the Segway, turns around and says to Reisweber, "Screw your Harley. Sc-REW your Harley! I want one of those things!"

Funny, funny. :)

ranma_saotome20 17-02-2004 09:36

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Unfortunately I haven't had very many interesting teachers. In fact the quote that I'm about to give came from a teacher-in-training. We were in US history class and we were doing one of our Debate Fridays. I couldn't believe she actually said this. She said, and I quote: "By the end of today I want everybody in here to be Master Debators." (sound it out) ;)

MisterX 17-02-2004 12:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker
Before CAD, drafting & design classes were held with drawing boards and students making designs on large pieces of paper. There were pencils, eraser shields, and brushes to wipe your eraser bits off of the boards.

Students had to be fairly clean with their work, and had to tape down their paper to the table to keep things in order.

My high school drafting teacher was a fairly funny guy, and whenever the class would start a new drawing, he would always come up behind some unsuspecting student (in this case, me) who was just beginning to tape his paper down to the table and say...

"Baker, remember... it's sticky side down."

At our school we have to take a sememester of board drawing before we can go on to the full year of CAD so we can learn what it takes and why you dont want ot make mistakes but any way my favorite drafting qoute by far is my teacher walking up and down the aisles keep says "Remember men, BLACK is BEEEEEEEEEUITFUL"

DCA Fan 17-02-2004 22:51

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Ahahaha...I have a whole collection of these....hope you don't mind me adding this thread to the collection....Stupid School Quotes The ones w/ "T-" in front are courtesy of our education facilitators :)

Elgin Clock 22-02-2004 04:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterX
At our school we have to take a sememester of board drawing before we can go on to the full year of CAD so we can learn what it takes and why you dont want ot make mistakes but any way my favorite drafting qoute by far is my teacher walking up and down the aisles keep says "Remember men, BLACK is BEEEEEEEEEUITFUL"

LOL I see you learned how to use SolidWorks eh??? lol I wonder how I knew that??


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