The Half and Half Story Thread
 

No not cream. It's been a while since we played this game and I thought it was about time for another round of this to have a little pre-season fun.

Each post will provide the last half of the previous post's sentence, AND the first half of the next post's sentence. Try to keep each part loosely related to the previous. It'll slowly migrate through several phases and by the end, we'll have a pretty whacky story. Get it? It goes like this:

...when all of a sudden the ice cream man showed up. I gave him three bucks but...

Now it's your turn. Enjoy!

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...it turns out that he wouldn't take Canadian money. So then I went to the...

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bank. But it was sunday and...

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Since it was closed someone was trying to break in. I called the cops and

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...Gary Coleman showed up. Man I hate it when...

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... he talks. So I ...

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...ran thrashing and screaming from them area. But then, i found...

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. . . an army of little GC clones advancing up the street. I had no choice but to . . .

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...burrow deep underground to escape them. While hiding in my new subterranean lair, I stumbled upon...

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...all the friends down in Fraggle Rock *ding* *ding*. I was so excited that I....

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peed in my pants, but tha't ok since I'm wearing Depends. After a huge.....

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rock hit me. I ran to the....

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Nearest mall. In where I

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.. bought a new packet of Depends. I only spent ...

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$100, b/c I thought I may need a lot. then I left the mall and walked into...