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ngreen 12-02-2004 19:04

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"While your out, can you get a 1/2" square drill bit"

"Turn on the table saw. It's cold in here"

"THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER DOESN'T WORK...Use your shirt"

Venkatesh 12-02-2004 19:07

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Our electronics team consists of 2 people in charge, roughly seven workers, and a electrical engineer mentor. We were discussing mounting our electronics board vertically with our mechanical team.

One of the mechanical members, Dellin asked us, "Is there any electronic reason why the board cannot be mounted sideways?"

To which both Kristi and I answered, "No"

However, at this point, our mentor broke in saying, "Of course there is! Electrons have a mass and a vertical board introduces gravity."

At this point, everyone in the area burst out laughing.

Spikey 12-02-2004 19:46

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All you need to know is this: Stated two years ago on the FIRST Q&A Forums- Are we allowed to drill holes into our Air tanks to save weight?

Crop-Circles 12-02-2004 19:47

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"So, how's that autonomous mode coming?"
"Is it supposed to sound like that?"
"Blame Tom."

KenWittlief 12-02-2004 19:51

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"You know what? that is so crazy that it just might WORK!"

Marygrace 12-02-2004 19:52

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Vern-"Yar, ye be a pretty winch,"

Vern-"Ummm, he thinks he's cool," *Roll Eyes*

Mark-"Who sprayed the Fire Extinguisher?" *Evil Eye*

Me- "We ONLY have like a million things left to do,"
Ryan- "Yeah, out of a million and 20,"

Vern-"Craka' Wa'?"
Me-"Craka' Pleez,"

"It worked before you touched it,"

"That's what i meant to do *Shifty eyes* I swear,"

Me-"Veronica, what did you do with the Tungsten?"
Vern-$@#$@#$@#$@# those leprechauns, I told them not to touch it, I swear!

Vern and I-"We know, *Shifty eyes*...just kidding,"

Vern-"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?"
Me-"I DON'T KNOW!!!!"

Me- "...Maybe they won't notice,"

KenWittlief 12-02-2004 19:56

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"oops! er....ummm .... I meant THERE!"

Rich Wong 12-02-2004 19:59

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My top 3 quote of the week:

1. "YOU ARE NOT WORKING THIS WEEKEND!!!!!.... I DON'T CARE ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY.
WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT..... YOUR GIRL FRIEND OR YOUR TEAM?
WILL....... WHO? *SILENCE*"

2. "Let's take a break....we have plenty of time.... plenty of time"

3. "Do you smell something burning?"

:yikes:

NoRemorse 12-02-2004 21:00

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Quote:

get me the socket wrench of this size (hands him the bolt)
this is absolutly CLASSIC!!!


"Hand me a 'sprocket' wrench"

"I'll just make it work"

"The 12 step plan in action" (robot wieght loss program, book coming soon)

"O god he has a crow bar... omg, hes using it to pound it in!" (im too lazy to get a mallet, or loosen blots :rolleyes: )

"Go ghetto drill that" (hand drill, not drill press)


theres many more, just cant think of any!

andy 12-02-2004 21:03

!
 
-Get a BIGGER hammer!
-Don't use the hammer!
-Where's the chuck key? Answer: That's what we have vice-grips for....
-Don't do that!
-JUST DO IT
-Touch this...I swear it's not (hot/electrified/cold etc...)
-Don't touch that!
-your a/an (explenative)
-What have you been doing for the last hour?
-I didn't think the shop air worked...
-James: I'll tighten it until I feel the fitting start to fracture...
-That shouldn't happen
-It's a maricle!!
-DUCK!
-Hammers are for putting screws in...Screw drivers are for taking them out...

And my all time favorite (actual quote)
William: Look at my bracket!
Andy: It's not strong enough!
William: Yes it is!!
*Andy breaks quarter inch plate bracket with bare hands*
Andy: Make another.

good luck
andy

greencactus3 12-02-2004 21:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by andy
-Touch this...I swear it's not (hot/electrified/cold etc...)

ahh,. this reminds me

quite awhile ago

here, test if it's still hot.. (just off the beltsander)
----reaches over and touches briefly....
um yeah, its still kinda hot.....
----walks away to ice hand down

velocipenguin 12-02-2004 21:24

"You win the PRIZE!"

This is typically heard in 246's lair whenever somebody makes a stupid mistake, or when something fails due to mechanical problems.

Example:

Person 1: "Metal shavings won't foul up the drivetrain, right?"
Person 2: "Guess what? You win the PRIZE!"

I don't know why, but this sort of thing never gets old.

Mike Heinowski 12-02-2004 22:07

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"And your done"

"Then you die twice"

"Thats what she said"

"Don't over tighten stuff"

Dan Richardson 12-02-2004 22:24

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" Hows this feel ? " :: hands over a recently milled out sprocket and referring to weight :: ... " It Feels like BURNING!!!! " .. " Ohh yah its hot.. here use this rag.. "

" Thats the last time I offer to do something for that guy.. "

" Isn't there a tool for something like this ? "

" I have it in my head.. I just don't know where it is yet "

" Eeek.. I've sprung a leak ! " ( referring to a cut )

" I don't wana see any of that red stuff on the bot "

" Why have 2 pnuematic pistons when you can have 4 .. and why have 4 when you can have 7!! "

pludodog 12-02-2004 22:34

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"We're ten pounds overweight!"
"I told you to load the lighter code!"


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