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Ryan Foley 14-02-2004 22:52

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non-robotics person: "What's your robot do?"
us: "sucks balls" (just had to say it)

"hm, doesnt feel like 50lbs"

"we need another parts run"

"i'll just grind this down a little"

student: "this bolt wont go in"
physics teacher (also an engineer): get me the happy persuader (rubber mallet). Hm, try the angry persuader (hammer).

"the hole is only 1/2in off"

famous last words: "looks straight to me (referring to an axle)

"those holes are there to make it aerodynamic"

non robotics person: "so when did you start building this?"
me: "last wednesday"
them: "and when does it have to be done?"
me: "next thursday.

person from other team: "don't you love engineers?"
me: "what engineers?"

Pierson 14-02-2004 23:36

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"No Bleeding on the Electronics"

Crop-Circles 14-02-2004 23:41

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"First, will make a flow chart."
"Right, then will figure out how to code it..."
"...and then actually write the code."
"Then we debug."
"And debug..."
"And debug a little more..."
"Oh, but we can't forget to debug."
"But not til after we debug."
"Plus you gotta leave time for debugging."
"Crap! We almost forgot the most important step!"
"What?"
"Debug, of coarse!"

TheShadow 15-02-2004 00:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Crop-Circles
"First, will make a flow chart."
"Right, then will figure out how to code it..."
"...and then actually write the code."
"Then we debug."
"And debug..."
"And debug a little more..."
"Oh, but we can't forget to debug."
"But not til after we debug."
"Plus you gotta leave time for debugging."
"Crap! We almost forgot the most important step!"
"What?"
"Debug, of coarse!"

But you're forgetting the most important part of debugging, debugging the REST of the program ^_^

Lord Nerdlinger 15-02-2004 04:22

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"oh sh*t, E-STOP!!"

AlbertW 15-02-2004 05:02

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our programming team started calling the IFI Loader the "IffyLoader," cause it didn't work half the time

and we have subsidized the girls bathroom cause we're too lazy to walk the 30 extra meters to the boys bathroom.

Koko Ed 15-02-2004 07:48

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Instead of a statemetn how about how folks look after an all nighter.
1.
After working long hours on the animation. The computer crashed and he came to the slow horrible realization that he had forgot to save his work.

Koko Ed 15-02-2004 07:49

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2.

After a long fruitless all-nighter the team became suspicious when he began to write "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy". WHat really made them nervous was his name was Percy.

Koko Ed 15-02-2004 07:54

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3.
And the unfortunate sequel to 2.
So many sharp tools to choose from....*shudder*

Koko Ed 15-02-2004 08:04

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4.
Unfortunately, not everyone gets to go to the regionals after build season...

Justin Stiltner 15-02-2004 14:04

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One of our machenists walking by us shortly after assembling our gripper drive shaft.... "did you guys see an e-clip go by here" <-- referring to the one that just shot off the shaft and dissapeared never to be seen agin.

Rod 15-02-2004 16:58

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It worked in CAD

Mike Heinowski 15-02-2004 17:09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rod
It worked in CAD

We have that problem right now.

Aignam 15-02-2004 17:14

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It wasn't me.

or the popular accompaniment...

He did it.

Then there's always the "OUCH!" followed closely by a string of carefully chosen obscenities, sometimes muffled.

Joe J. 15-02-2004 17:43

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"Go! Go! Build a freaking part of the robot. " (Mentor to our team president)

Ok! How did I do that?

Put it all together and ... Do Hokey Pokey.

Ok thats bad.

What did I do?

You guys have to keep me away from the robot.

We have to make the holes more Drilly.

BAD IDEA .....Actually thats pretty funny.

I found a drill bit bigger than a quarter.( Holds up a quarter and a 1 3/4 inch drill bit)

Holy crap whay did you do that! That was the part that worked!


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