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c-squared_2006 12-04-2004 00:06

Re: Best joke you've heard
 
Some jokes are funny, but some could be seriously taken as offensive. You could tell me to lighten up. But please understand that it takes respect to gain respect. Sorry, just had to put in my two cents. Keep going.

RogerR 12-04-2004 00:34

Re: Best joke you've heard
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay H 237
This is another blonde one I was sent by email awhile back.


TOP 10 BLONDE INVENTIONS :
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7. helicopter ejector seat

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hey, if james bond could do it in golden eye....

sirbleedsalot 12-04-2004 10:33

ejection seat
 
The US military had actually devlopted an ejection seat for a helicopter. It used explosive bolts to shot the roters off of the mast before the seat ejected. However they found it to be too costly, and all the bolts did not explode all of the time.

:yikes:


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