soo what. Panic good!

A purple cow?
HAHAHAHAHA

ok dude i know about the hole thing about how it dosent mean slavery and whatever, but too these kids it really does. Its really not cool the way they act. I understand what ur saying but trust me your wrong, that is the way they feal, and what they say, personally i think that is disgusting, and that is why im against the "agg kids"

elephants or zamboni's
 

Well, though neither seems completely do-able, these are my two big ideas....

1.) Rent/borrow/steal a zamboni and run that through the halls. An inch of chemically-altered water throughout the halls would be hilarious.

2.) My school has a fully enclosed courtyard. If one could rent/borrow/steal and elephant that just barely fit into the courtyard (through the doors) and feed it excessive amounts of food all weekend, there is no way they'd be able to get that elephant out of there anytime soon.

What's scary is that my first idea is far more feasible that I first thought, according to a few sources. Heh heh heh.

Mouse balls
 

The one year someone stole all the mouse balls out of one of the computer labs...It was kinda funny cause all the teachers were like what the heck happened...Plus this was back when I was a freshman so the seniors were done but we still had stuff to do in our computer classes

It is also possible to replace them with a placebo... like gum-balls or fire-balls. Which are both Colorful and edible!

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I wanted to get this one out into the open, maybe someone else can do it...

One day a bunch of us seniors were hanging out... and we came-up with an idea. You get a -beep-load of the little dixie cups, sneak into the office before school, and cover every flat surface with them. Printer tops, shelves, the floor, chairs -everything-. The real catch is... you put a centimeter or two of water in each cup. So they have to empty them one at a time.

My class decided not to do this one, but maybe someone else will.
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-ducky

ok here it is the best prank ever...

if you have a multiple level school you can do this. get yourself a cow (or maybe a couple cows). walk them up the stairs of the school. (note: cows will go up but dont like to go down).

now if ur up to it you can get youself some pigs and run them up the stairs.
(note: pigs have a very very lovely aroma about them and tend to make everything smell as good as a pigsty)

One of my all time favorites: you get 12 of those foil cupcake liners and staple them together in 2 rows of 6. Then you place them on someone's desk, next to their computer (well, it doesn't have to be next to their computer, but that makes it more interesting). And then you fill those little foil cups with water. If you want to be nice you can leave them either a sponge or a straw to give them an idea on how to get out of that mess...

MissInformation

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living in delaware, I don't have access to many cows or pigs. I do however have leads on a couple of senior pranks.

the engineering students at UBC (the university of british columbia) yearly have the best senior pranks. on their campus, they have a huge clock tower. on this one particular night, everyone went to bed as usual. the next morning they all woke up to find a volkswagen bug (one of the vintage) affixed wheels in towards the clockface. not just held there by ropes or cables, this thing was welded on. the kicker part is is that the clocktower is about a hundred and fifty feet tall. the closest crane that big was three hundred and fourty miles away, on the site of a new library being built (by the state, and being as UBC is a state university, they're not too likely to volunteer their crane to deface their own property).

The next year, also at UBC, a volkswagen bug ended up on the underside of the bridge connecting the engineering campus to the rest of UBC. the bridge is a hundred feet above water that is another seventy feet deep. the bridge spans across the river a collosal 500 feet, and the car was stuck smack in the middle of the bridge. no crane would be accessible to get at that angle at that spot. the car in this case was wheels up as it was affixed to the bottom of the bridge.

more locally, a group of high school students caulked their entranceway closed at school (a glass one, with double doors inside) filled it with water and put fish from a nearby pond into it.

I think that's enough to satisfy your interests for now

Simon

Simon,

Review the thread and go to the MIT "Hack" site and just look at some of those....

hehehehehe

Thats funny, esp the one with the caulked door aquarium. btw, what school was that?

archmere

that would be funny, especially seeing the kids try to get the gumballs out.
unfortunatly that would not work at my school, all of the mouses are light sensor mouses. :( :( :(

oohh a high-tech school, That's something you don't see too often. We still have crummy Compaq's with "evil inside".