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Scooter 20-05-2004 20:52

You know you're in Texas when...
 
Ok...So I want to know what yall outside of Texas think of us. I start off...

You know you're in Texas when:

You can drive for 2 days and not leave the state.
You have tumbleweed races.
You make everything bigger just because you can.

So....true or not, lets hear 'em, y'all!

-Bill

geo 20-05-2004 21:09

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
When you know it's 100 C outside
When you smell BBQ

Melissa Nute 20-05-2004 21:13

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
You have spanish band masses...
Your state icon "the alamo" is in the middle of downtown...
You have more than your fair share of Garden Ridge's.

(then again, I've only really visited San Antonio)

sanddrag 20-05-2004 21:16

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
Everyone drives a truck and everyone owns a gun.

EDIT: Oh, and everythigng runs off of (in a Hank Hill voice) propane and propane accessories. :D

D.J. Fluck 20-05-2004 21:19

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sanddrag
Everyone drives a truck and everyone owns a gun


You can find that in certain parts of Indiana, Tennessee, Arkansas and Louisiana :p

Joshua May 20-05-2004 21:51

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
You pass a sign every 2 miles promoting "If you can eat a 50 oz steak in one sitting, it's FREE!"

Arefin Bari 20-05-2004 23:22

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
... when you are driving by the astrodome and realize... thats the place you had to run up and down those 7, 8 ramps with your bot... :D

Mike Ciance 21-05-2004 09:58

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
when you see Bush slacking off at his ranch :p

JVN 21-05-2004 13:49

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
Everyone dislikes New Yorkers??? :ahh:


;)

Joshua May 21-05-2004 18:46

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JVN
Everyone dislikes New Yorkers??? :ahh:


;)

Those darn New Yorkers...;)

Aaron Knight 21-05-2004 21:39

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
*pouts*

Well, I guess I'm not completely ;)

I was _born_ in Texas :P

*sorry for the hijack, John*

Elyse Holguin 22-05-2004 23:22

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
You pass 30 "Whataburgers" in one town, or at least one a block. whichever's more. Starting at the moment you cross the border from Arkansas (but probably from every entrance point in the state). :p

Aaron Knight 23-05-2004 16:58

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elyse Holguin
You pass 30 "Whataburgers" in one town, or at least one a block. whichever's more. Starting at the moment you cross the border from Arkansas (but probably from every entrance point in the state). :p

Mmmm.... Whataburgers......... Why did I have to move to New York?

... wants one now ...

That, and half-decent barbeque, and a few other things I really miss :)

Scooter 23-05-2004 22:48

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
Quote:

That, and half-decent barbeque, and a few other things I really miss :)
Half decent?! We got the best in the world, I reckon!! Where in TX are you from?

Ok..a couple more:

You've actually been asked if you ride a horse to school.
When you've actually ridden a horse to school.
Where else is it legal to shoot anyone that comes onto your property?! :)

-Bill

Ashley Weed 23-05-2004 22:58

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
You've just out run a Tornado across the southern US (specificaly Meridian, Mississippi) to make it inside "Texan Parameters".


...wow, what a journey to 2003 Championships :ahh:

Aaron Knight 24-05-2004 17:33

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scooter
Half decent?! We got the best in the world, I reckon!! Where in TX are you from?

Ok..a couple more:

You've actually been asked if you ride a horse to school.
When you've actually ridden a horse to school.
Where else is it legal to shoot anyone that comes onto your property?! :)

-Bill

'Riginally from D/FW. And the half-decent was more in detriment to the local fare - nothin' remotely good 'round these parts.

Elgin Clock 26-05-2004 00:04

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
When you are driving down the road and you see THIS!

Katie Reynolds 26-05-2004 00:50

Re: You know you're in Texas when...
 
When you see the eiffel tower ...



... with a cowboy hat on top.

[edit] My boyfriend took a co-op in Paris, Texas last semester and when he told me he was going to take pictures of the eiffel tower, I didn't believe him. Sure enough, a few hours later I had pictures of him standing in from of "The Tower"[/edit]


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