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Breanne M 26-05-2004 22:05

You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
I just gotta to represent us californians... :cool:

so... You know you're in california when...


You make over $300,000 a year and still can't afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

You can't remember.....is pot illegal?

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

You can't remember.....is pot illegal?

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.

You call 911 and they put you on hold.

You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You can't remember.....is pot illegal?

You realize the only Republicans you know are your aunt and uncle in Michigan.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

You have an action movie star for a governor

The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Your mouse has only one ball.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

Your cat has it's own psychiatrist.

Joshua May 26-05-2004 22:23

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
I can't remember, is pot illegal?

An open freeway is only one mile of backed up cars.

High-speed car chases are a routine form of entertainment.

You are shocked when you see someone with their natural hair color.

Lisa Perez 26-05-2004 22:30

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
You subconsciously start talking in Chinese or Filipino due to the large number of Asians living there :P

Brm789 27-05-2004 00:28

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
The building across the street from the Starbucks is...A Starbucks! And the building two stores down from the Starbucks is....A StarBucks! And every corner you see there is a StarBucks.

You actually find it faster to pay a guy to pull you around in a cart attached to his bike then it is to drive your car

Elgin Clock 27-05-2004 01:13

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brm789
The building across the street from the Starbucks is...A Starbucks! And the building two stores down from the Starbucks is....A StarBucks! And every corner you see there is a StarBucks.

Ah, the definition of Hell.

And I will add just one word to this dedication to the great state of California:

EaRtHqUaKe!!!

Bill Gold 27-05-2004 01:16

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock
And I will add just one word to this dedication to the great state of California:

EaRtHqUaKe!!!

Elgin,
In CA we laugh at people getting freaked out by anything less than a 7.0 :)

"Wussies!"

Winged Globe 27-05-2004 02:01

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Gold
Elgin,
In CA we laugh at people getting freaked out by anything less than a 7.0 :)

As the TV cows say, "Ah... foot massage!"

Jay H 237 27-05-2004 05:37

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
You see people driving classic cars and the bodies are original and not all rotted out.


Jay H 237's 1968 Mustang is originally from Costa Mesa

Joshua May 27-05-2004 08:54

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Gold
Elgin,
In CA we laugh at people getting freaked out by anything less than a 7.0 :)

"Wussies!"

I don't feel anything below a 6.0! :D

Bill Gold 27-05-2004 11:51

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HHSJosh
I don't feel anything below a 6.0! :D

Seriously. I've slept through a few 7's without realizing they happened.

Jay H 237 27-05-2004 17:24

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
When you're watching an action movie on TV and realize that your governor is the star in it.

Alaina 27-05-2004 18:20

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Winged Globe
As the TV cows say, "Ah... foot massage!"

You know you're in California when you see a California cheese commercial!

Matt Leese 27-05-2004 18:46

Re: You know you're in CALIFORNIA when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Breanne M
You realize the only Republicans you know are your aunt and uncle in Michigan.

You obviously don't live in Orange County....


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