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Elgin Clock 16-06-2004 14:50

Re: Riddle me this
 
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Originally Posted by MATT_kaplan108
I got one:
A woman stayed up late one night reading a book. When she finished she went up stairs, turned out the lights, and went to bed. When she woke up the next day, she found out that a boat ran ashore and everyone on the boat died. Even though she didn't know anyone abord, she committed suicide. Why?

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Originally Posted by Jay H 237
She lived in a lighthouse.

That's just wrong in so many ways....:ahh:

FotoPlasma 16-06-2004 15:11

Re: Riddle me this
 
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Originally Posted by ElfMaster
My maker never wants me, my buyer never uses me, my user never sees me. What am I?

A coffin.

What's the difference between a grandmother and a granary?

Bcahn836 16-06-2004 20:58

Re: Riddle me this
 
A private airplane is carrying three Americans, two Germans, and one French. It crashes over the border of California and Mexico. Where will you bury the survivors, in Mexico, or in California?

Michelle 236 16-06-2004 21:10

Re: Riddle me this
 
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Originally Posted by Bcahn836
A private airplane is carrying three Americans, two Germans, and one French. It crashes over the border of California and Mexico. Where will you bury the survivors, in Mexico, or in California?

something tells me the survivors would put up quite a fight if you tried to bury them

kjohnson 16-06-2004 22:50

Re: Riddle me this
 
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Originally Posted by deansmyidol
something tells me the survivors would put up quite a fight if you tried to bury them

HA!

A rooster lays a egg on the peak of the roof of a barn and both sides are sloped the same. The wind is blowing against side "A." Will the egg roll down side "A" or side "B?"

Lisa Perez 16-06-2004 22:55

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Originally Posted by nukemknight
HA!

A rooster lays a egg on the peak of the roof of a barn and both sides are sloped the same. The wind is blowing against side "A." Will the egg roll down side "A" or side "B?"

Roosters don't lay eggs :p

Venkatesh 17-06-2004 06:23

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When those survivors are buried, several years later, they will be buried in their countries of origin. Except for one guy from America, who went to Bermuda on a vacation and died there.

=)

Bcahn836 17-06-2004 06:34

Re: Riddle me this
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deansmyidol
something tells me the survivors would put up quite a fight if you tried to bury them

correct!!!

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Originally Posted by Venkatesh
When those survivors are buried, several years later, they will be buried in their countries of origin. Except for one guy from America, who went to Bermuda on a vacation and died there.

=)

Funny!!!

Lisa Perez 17-06-2004 09:43

Re: Riddle me this
 
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Eugenia Gabrielov 17-06-2004 09:58

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The man wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper as he promised? :D

Lisa Perez 17-06-2004 09:59

Re: Riddle me this
 
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Originally Posted by a breezy era
The man wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper as he promised? :D

Oui oui.

FotoPlasma 17-06-2004 14:24

Re: Riddle me this
 
Anyone planning on answering mine?
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Originally Posted by FotoPlasma
What's the difference between a grandmother and a granary?


Bill Gold 17-06-2004 15:07

Re: Riddle me this
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FotoPlasma
A coffin.

What's the difference between a grandmother and a granary?

One is one's born-kin, the other is one's corn bin.

What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? :-P

FotoPlasma 17-06-2004 15:20

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Originally Posted by Bill Gold
One is one's born-kin, the other is one's corn bin.

What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? :-P

I still hate you. :p

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other has a pause at the end of its clause.

Astronouth7303 17-06-2004 15:31

Re: Riddle me this
 
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Originally Posted by FotoPlasma
Anyone planning on answering mine?
Quote:

Originally Posted by FotoPlasma
What's the difference between a grandmother and a granary?


I don't know. What?


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