CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #3
 

Here we go again...les points:

Jeff Wagelin: 12
MissInformation: 10
Lil' Lavery: 6
deansmyidol: 5
Andy Baker: 3
greencactus3: 3
ZACH P.: 3
Astronouth7303: 2
"Big Mike": 2
EddieMcD: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Mike Ciance: 2
afflictionblade: 1
Ben Lauer: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
Corey Balint: 1
Elgin Clock: 1
Greg Needel: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1

Just a housekeeping note: If you got your name changed and have points, PM me so I'll fix it in the next go-'round.

This picture became classic in my book when I saw it...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

Go!

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Faster than an approaching deadline, more powerful than a drill motor, able to leap over entire fields, it's Super Woody!

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If i jump high enough over that robot maybe Nike would give me a Sneaker Contract

I can See it now "AIR WOODYS"

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Cinderella dressed in Yellow
Went upstairs to kiss a Fellow
Made a mistake
and kissed a snake
How many doctors did it take?
One... Two... three... four...

Sorry. When I saw the picture I thought it looked like he was playing jumprope with the unmoving pole... Or maybe playing a weird version of hop-scoth. ^_^

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A rare occurance for the 2003 season: someone running towards 25's robot.

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Poor Woody. He never even saw it coming. RIP.

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OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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[singing]Over the steel bar and through the field
to grandmother's house we go...

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"Faster than a speeding building, able to leap tall bullets in a single bound."

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Woody can do the moonwalk in mid air, wowsers!

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I'm going to dinner in my sneakers; I'm about to ask my date out to it.

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actual entry: "This isn't flying, it's called 'falling with style'!"

heh, and then the idea that came out of a sugar-loaded brain... "Wahahahaha behold, I am the mighty Woody! Boingy boingy boingy boingy hehehehehehe this is fuuuuuun. Ack! No no no no no! Daaaave! Don't turn the gravity back on yet! Just five more minutes? Pleeeeeaase?"

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as dean would say, it's a "controlled fall" ;)

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"... and after many years of confidential development at MIT, I am proud to show you ... the Invisible Bicycle!"






AB

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*sigh* And I have to come after Andy's post... I'd have to say his is pretty darn good.

Anyways... my entry:

"I didn't know this was a track competition, too! At least I brought my running shoes for the hurdles..."

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-Schlink
-Ooo 25's autonomous goes off way too early.
-And ouch.
-I think we may just have to call him Flowers now.

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"Let's see that 6 Flags guy beat this!"

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'Wait till Dean sees THIS!" :cool:

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watch out! robot gone wild!! woody to the rescue!!

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lol-should be
watch out-woody gone wild-robot to the rescue!

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Ahahahahahahahaha...:D
Lovin' that one....

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"Look sharp and still be able to leap when you need to, the flowers' fine clothes shop"

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(edit, or as close as i can come to it)
does it disturb you that 2 out of the top 3 are from team 116? :p ;) :yikes:

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Yeah.... There must be some of those creative juices they always talk about mixed in the local water supply down in Herndon, VA.:rolleyes:

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You people just can't make it easy on me, can you?

First place: Brandon Martus. It's just so nuts that it cracks me up.
Second place: Lil' Lavery...although I thought the sneakers thing was a Ben Stein thing.

Honorable mentions, all good for twofers (in no particular order):
-Jeff Wagelin
-Mike Ciance, f/k/a afflictionblade (mainly so I can remember to merge those two in the rankings)
-Vivelation
-Andrew Rudolph
-George1083
-MissInformation

Onward!