Re: Pleasantries of Evil Overlords
 

Very interesting page. So many truths on it.

Re: Pleasantries of Evil Overlords
 

Heidi,
Don't start.
I'll send the "army of me" after you.

-JVN Original

Re: Pleasantries of Evil Overlords
 

Ohhh... now I see... you're the hero type. And an uppity one at that! That explains why you didn't know what a minion was or where to find one. Heroes don't have minions, but like minions, they often have sidekicks or hero wanna-be companions.

I should warn you that most heroes are also martyrs, and die before vanquishing the Evil Overlord. And the more uppity the hero, the more likely he/she is to be done away with by the EO's horde or knocked off by one of his/her hero wanna-be companions who is actually a minion in disguise. But don't worry, should this happen to you, your sidekick will seek revenge and by luck, will most likely defeat the EO. See, the unlikely heroes are just about the only way EOs are defeated, and unlikely heroes win with little skill and lots of luck.

So good luck with your "army of you", my hordes and minions will be waiting patiently with baited breath... (worms, EOs usually bait their hordes and minions with worms)

Heidi

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You can lead a horde to drink but you can't lead a horde to culture

Re: Pleasantries of Evil Overlords
 

Another symptom of minions is that they may have delusions of grandeur, i.e., they think they're heroes but in actually their actions live out their EO's needs. You must keep into consideration that you may already be a minion and just don't know it, as is probably the case. I wish you luck in coming to terms with your identity.