Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

I NEED SOME MORE BAWLS! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAGGGHHH!!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

Whaddya mean, "Spare The Air Day"? Everyone knows it's Spare The Hair Day! ... WHAT?!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

This is my impression of a deer staring into headlights.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

Is that thunder? I better save these 2000 lines of code before.....NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

I just realized how many newbies we had...and they seemed to have done pretty well.

First place: Gary Dillard. Hilarious.
Second place: dlavery. I guess this is the first tangible benefit of FIRST upping the entry fee.

Honorable mentions:
"Big Mike"
EddieMcD
Ken Patton
Jeff Waegelin--if Amanda and Karthik haven't killed you yet. Death means you forfeit all points.
Jay H 237
Dorienne Plait
Vivelation

Until Sunday, y'all...

(Oh, and since I know you'd do the math anyway, here's the updated scores:)

Jeff Wagelin: 19
Michelle 236: 18
MissInformation: 17
greencactus3: 15
Lil' Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Gary Dillard: 10
Greg Needel: 8
EddieMcD: 8
"Big Mike": 7
dlavery: 7
Astronouth7303: 5
Elgin Clock: 5
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Andy Baker: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Tom Schindler: 4
Vivelation: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Dorienne Plait: 2
Jay H 237: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Ben Lauer: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
RogerR: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

Me: "Honey, I just won the Unofficial Caption Contest!"
My Wife: "Great, what did you win?"
Me: "10 points"

My Wife: (after a short dead silence): "Great."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

Me: "Honey, I just came in second in the Unofficial Caption Contest!"
My Wife: "Great, what did you win?"
Me: "Half of Gary Dillard's score!"

My Wife: (after a short dead silence): "Man, that sucks."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

::cough::InhalesAudibly::cough::

::jumps on bandwagon::

Me: "W00t! I just got an honorable mention in the Unofficial Caption Contest!"
::realizes he's all alone::
Me (evil half): "Great, what did you win?"
Me (good half): "Two-fifths of Dave Lavery's score!"

Me (evil half): (after a short dead silence): "I get one of those fifths."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

Darn, instead of "10 points" I should have said "2 times Dave Lavery's score". Then she would have REALLY been impressed.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #6
 

And I obviously SHOULD have said "two-and-a-half time EddieMcD's score!" :)

-dave

(but in total points, he is still ahead of me :( )