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"Now let's put her in the dunk tank and see if she can swim!" "Yeah!"

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"This year's hot fashion, straight from Milan: the demure, sad look of SHRINK WRAP!"


oooooh aaaaaah



AB

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Members of team 1020 celebrate after completing their trade of Amanda Morrison and 2 Fisher Price Gearboxes for Al Skierkiewicz and a 2005 battery.

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The staff of Chief Deli proudly presents its new sandwich made especially for cannibals...


Heidi

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Coming soon to an insane asylum near you: see-through straight jackets!

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And that folks; is how you properly pack up a mentor until next season.

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Looks like you can buy just about anything on Ebay nowadays.

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"Plan B"

for the uh, robot

school draining... captionating... abilities...

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oh no! we forgot to take her wallet out of her pocket first! someone go get a knife! or never mind. heres a hacksaw. just try not to cut her flesh.. dairyqueen will get suspicious if we pay with red bills.. :p

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My goodness, you people are vicious!

(By the way, I regret to announce that this caption contest will end after the championship next year, due to my death at Miss Morrison's hands. At least that's what I hear.)

First place: greencactus3. I wound up changing my mind about five times on this, but I finally settled on him for the sole reason that he managed to avoid the obvious packaging references.

Second place: Jeff Waegelin. I mean, build season can drive you crazy, but c'mon...

I felt I had to put in here a special "ooo, buuuuuuuuuurn" award, good for three points or a slap in the face (depending on who you receive it from) to Mr. Kelly and Mr. Vielkind-Neun. You may want to start running now...(and although I can have guests overnight here at the wonderful University of South Carolina, I'm afraid you'll have to find other lodging. I don't need Amanda charging after me as well, for reasons stated before.)

And now, for the honorable mentions:

Amanda Morrison
DCA Fan
Ben Lauer
Jay H 237
Tom Schindler
Andy Baker
Elgin Clock
Astronouth7303
dlavery
"Big Mike"
Greg Needel
Gary Dillard
MissInformation
Michelle 236

Good golly, that was a lot of honorable mentions. Here's the scores, to tide you over until Sunday...

greencactus3: 26
Jeff Wagelin: 24
Michelle 236: 20
MissInformation: 19
Gary Dillard: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Greg Needel: 10
EddieMcD: 9
"Big Mike": 9
dlavery: 9
Astronouth7303: 7
Andy Baker: 6
Elgin Clock: 6
Tom Schindler: 6
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Vivelation: 5
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Jay H 237: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Dorienne Plait: 3
JVN: 3
Amanda Morrison: 2
DCA Fan: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
RogerR: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1
BCahn836: 1

Let the bragging begin!

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woooo hoooooooo

I got a point..

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"I'm just behind dave! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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I'm exactly three times funnier that JVN! WhoHoo!!!

-dave

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I am as funny as Dave Lavery WHOOO!!!!

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I'm....not that funny.
Hehe.
--Dori