CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #7
 

Woohoo! Another Sunday, another caption contest...and another chance for everyone to try and get their best zinger in on Thursday morning. The scores?

Jeff Wagelin: 19
Michelle 236: 18
MissInformation: 17
greencactus3: 15
Lil' Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Gary Dillard: 10
Greg Needel: 8
EddieMcD: 8
"Big Mike": 7
dlavery: 7
Astronouth7303: 5
Elgin Clock: 5
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Andy Baker: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
Tom Schindler: 4
Vivelation: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Dorienne Plait: 2
Jay H 237: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Ben Lauer: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1

And now, for the picture...

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

(puts on asbestos underwear, because this is gonna be hot)

And, as now is always, the deadline is Wednesday at midnight. Go!

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Gee i wonder what the shipping charge is?

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Last year our crate came back all smashed.... hmm.. maybe a little bubble wrap? nah just ship it.

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*sings* Cellophaaane Mr. Cellophannne shoulda' been my name, Mr. Cellophaaane...

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The Amanda Morrison collection of fashionable shipping accessories soon to be available at a FedEx near you.

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As part of their marginally-successful attempt at fund raising, Team 1020 readies the very first shipment of their new "Rent-A-Mentor" program...

-dave

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"What did she do?"
"Fry their other CIM"

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First rejected by team 1020, then by team 1002 (according to Dave :p), Amanda Morrison is declared a 'dud' and is prepared for long-term storage in Canada's Wonderland.

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"Amanda Morrison now in a Freshlock Seal bag to prevent freezer burn"

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"That's a wrap! Now, off to regionals!"

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She may look sad now...but she loves it when they unravel her!!!

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That's what you get for charging people to hug you ;)

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"you know, I bet that if we grab the end of the wrapping and run real, real fast, we can make Amanda spin herself right into the ground... (or until she pukes, whichever comes first)"


-dave

(just for Amanda, I had to submit two)

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some body will be very happy this christmas :D

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It's better to give than to receive. Especially in this case.

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"Now let's put her in the dunk tank and see if she can swim!" "Yeah!"

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"This year's hot fashion, straight from Milan: the demure, sad look of SHRINK WRAP!"


oooooh aaaaaah



AB

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Members of team 1020 celebrate after completing their trade of Amanda Morrison and 2 Fisher Price Gearboxes for Al Skierkiewicz and a 2005 battery.

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The staff of Chief Deli proudly presents its new sandwich made especially for cannibals...


Heidi

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Coming soon to an insane asylum near you: see-through straight jackets!

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And that folks; is how you properly pack up a mentor until next season.

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Looks like you can buy just about anything on Ebay nowadays.

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"Plan B"

for the uh, robot

school draining... captionating... abilities...

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oh no! we forgot to take her wallet out of her pocket first! someone go get a knife! or never mind. heres a hacksaw. just try not to cut her flesh.. dairyqueen will get suspicious if we pay with red bills.. :p

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My goodness, you people are vicious!

(By the way, I regret to announce that this caption contest will end after the championship next year, due to my death at Miss Morrison's hands. At least that's what I hear.)

First place: greencactus3. I wound up changing my mind about five times on this, but I finally settled on him for the sole reason that he managed to avoid the obvious packaging references.

Second place: Jeff Waegelin. I mean, build season can drive you crazy, but c'mon...

I felt I had to put in here a special "ooo, buuuuuuuuuurn" award, good for three points or a slap in the face (depending on who you receive it from) to Mr. Kelly and Mr. Vielkind-Neun. You may want to start running now...(and although I can have guests overnight here at the wonderful University of South Carolina, I'm afraid you'll have to find other lodging. I don't need Amanda charging after me as well, for reasons stated before.)

And now, for the honorable mentions:

Amanda Morrison
DCA Fan
Ben Lauer
Jay H 237
Tom Schindler
Andy Baker
Elgin Clock
Astronouth7303
dlavery
"Big Mike"
Greg Needel
Gary Dillard
MissInformation
Michelle 236

Good golly, that was a lot of honorable mentions. Here's the scores, to tide you over until Sunday...

greencactus3: 26
Jeff Wagelin: 24
Michelle 236: 20
MissInformation: 19
Gary Dillard: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 11
Greg Needel: 10
EddieMcD: 9
"Big Mike": 9
dlavery: 9
Astronouth7303: 7
Andy Baker: 6
Elgin Clock: 6
Tom Schindler: 6
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Vivelation: 5
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Jay H 237: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Dorienne Plait: 3
JVN: 3
Amanda Morrison: 2
DCA Fan: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
RogerR: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1
BCahn836: 1

Let the bragging begin!

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woooo hoooooooo

I got a point..

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"I'm just behind dave! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

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I'm exactly three times funnier that JVN! WhoHoo!!!

-dave

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I am as funny as Dave Lavery WHOOO!!!!

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I'm....not that funny.
Hehe.
--Dori

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...although it should be pointed out, Dave, that you've entered three (if memory serves me right) caption contests. John Veezy has only entered one.

And, for the record, I think 90% of the entries are funny. It's just a matter of having to pick one to award the ten points to (well, except that time Heidi got the tie and was then penalized seven points for calling Dave an unskilled fool with exotic tools.)

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Aw, man, do you have to keep reminding him that I called him an unskilled fool? He knows where I live, you know... And that one secret photoshopped picture is not going to protect me forever, you know... sigh... I guess my only option is to either stop picking on Dave or come up with an even better picture!

Now, which one do you think I'll choose? :D

Heidi

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They say a picture's worth a thousand words, but a photoshopped one will get you silence.

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At least 3 times older too... right? ;)

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Ouch! Man, Dave takes a lot of beatings from you guys!

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Oooohhh! Grasshopper learn well! Now it is time for you to try to take the pebbles from my hand...

-dave