CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #10
 

Woohoo! Number ten! After all of those bad jokes, here are the scores:

In honor of a certain someone's birthday, here's the pic:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

As always, the deadline is 9:00 PM on Wednesday. Get going!

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"Ooooh so thaaat's how you annoy Billfred...I seee...So all you have to do is kiss him? Okay then!"

Sorry Billfred, had to do it. =D

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"If I set my face in this silly expression, you think I'll get any less white sometime???"

:)

I feel loved.

- Genia

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"... never could quite get the hang of whistling. Hrmpf."

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"Go ahead punk; make my day!"

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Just like mom always said if u make that face long enough it will get stuck like that.

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"$%^&*)*% invisible walls!"

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NO! Get a close shot! I wanna see UP her nose!

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How long do I have to stand here before the bus comes?

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"Is the food still on my face?"

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WELLL GOLLLY!!!! I'm one of them there robot buiderers

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"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... that is what I truly want to be."


:)

Andy B.

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*whistles long solo from Guns 'N Roses*

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"at this years wrap dinner students will get the oppertunity to fight mike tyson with his new invisiblity cloak. Just look how Eugenia faired...who's next? "

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No thanks, I have a ride. My robot nerd friends will be here shortly to pick me up in their '89 Taurus. But that is a nice Corvette you have.

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Ohhhh! That's wicked awesome!!!

(to get the full effect of this one, you have to say it very loudly while mimicing the Bostonian teen character 'Denise' played by Rachel Dracht on SNL)

-dave

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"Knowing she was going to be the subject of Billfred's latest caption contest, Genia decides to postpone her birthday indefinitely."

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:( You stole mine. I was going to put "Oooh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner..."

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"Andy Baker is my second god!" haha I think this is scary yet funny. :]

-Kyle

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WAIT A MINUTE!!!!? is that guy in the background FLOATING!?
...must be dreaming of driving away with that cool minivan over there called the ODYSSEY...ooooohhhh... ahhhhhh.....drool


(sorry Genia, couldnt quite think of anything soo funny even though your kinda centered and also big in the photo. not to mention a very hard to describe kinduv expression on your face :D )

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The Botox had a few side effects.

(I'm kidding, but still it was the best thing that came to my mind)

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One fateful day in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Indiana, I happened to see this girl who was wearing what appeared to be a yellow Team 48 Delphi E.L.I.T.E. polo shirt. Curious, I started to walk toward her so I could introduce myself. She was in no mood to talk, apparently. When I first attempted to say hello, her face immediately twisted into a contorted mix of youthful beauty and vile contempt, and she bellowed,

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME?"

Slap a mohawk on her head, and I'd swear Robert De Niro was standing before me! This is something I expected from oneangrydwarf, not this sweet young girl. Realizing she was from Team 461, and completely freaked out by this occurrence, I ran away in holy terror, but I was still able to get in a "GO BUCKEYES!" before I jumped into my car and sped off. I didn't stop until I was safely back in Ohio, Sweet Land of Normalcy. Needless to say, I rarely venture into Indiana much anymore, except for the occasional visit to the IRI. Bunch of pig chasing weirdos, I tell you!

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Considering it is not 9 in Indiana where the pic was saying I woudl say that


Imagine Genia's chagrin when she discovered the Boilermaker's bowl game she was going to had nothing to do with the Westside Boilers going to the "Super Bowl of Smarts". :ahh:

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Fwahaahaa...I knew this would mess with your minds for a bit.

So, as for points...

First place: DCA Fan:
Second place: Amanda Morrison:
Honorable mentions...
Eugenia Gabrielov
Brandon Martus
Aignam
JosephM
Andy Baker
Gary Dillard
EddieMcD
T. Hoffman
MissInformation

And since nobody landed any good burns on Genia over this contest, I guess I have to award the "ooo, buuuuuuuuuuurn" award to...

(For the record, ladies, there are far simpler ways to annoy me.)

Teh new scores:

Until sunday...

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Cheater! She totally got her idea from me. CHEATER!

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I win. You lose.

It was the Guns 'N Roses touch.

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(mouth moves out of sync from words)

"Oooooooooo so also know kung-fu! Very well, but you shall never defeat The Westside Boiler Ninja!!!"

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Edit: Oh, I just realized this was over! :ahh:

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hey bill...i know this is just fun but can you use for captionable photos then just pictures of 1 person..it adds to the fun of this game

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Hahaha...
I'm guessing that's a good award?
*curioso* Good job DCA! that was classic.
And Amanda..haha yeah you gotta love Guns 'N Roses. =D
--Dori

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Yeah, I try to pick some really caption-worthy photos. This week was a bit odd, since I felt like picking on--erm, highlighting Genia.

Next week ought to be quite captionable. Ah, the joys of knowing what will be coming next in a contest. (Wanna trade, Dave?)

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i've met genia, she is nice, and very funny. but i do see how she would be fun to make fun of :p i wonder what she has to say about our captions...

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I'm immensely entertained. Yay, I'm nice and funny. Spectacular!

Some of them are very true. For example, I am definitly a Ninja. A few people will understand this ;).

For another thing, Taxi Driver is my favorite movie. I say "you talkin to me?" on a regular basis, and yes Amanda, I can sing guns 'n' roses if I so choose. ;) A lovely caption pic would be the one of me with the pie in my face though. I'll get around to posting that...

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HA! I didn't even know that. I should get bonus points for my psychic abilities. :p